请问可以Time-Out吗？

节奏很快...

脚步很快....

拍子很快....

我们之间发展得也很快....

也许是...太快了吧...

唉，不知道啦....

也许你不知道我要设么...

但，你可以不要酱牺牲吗？

我很，心，痛...

痛得麻木了....

所以不介意再痛...

17天后就一次过拿Commitment出来讲...

以为冲动，就可以就反映出我是一只色狼，就可以，Time-Out...

没想到，反而是加时....

痛是痛，但我觉得累比较残忍....

为了你，我设么都可以...

即使要我拿心去给Exhaust Pipe烫，我也是无所谓...

烫了后也许才会...从新感觉到痛....

心被毒到变狠毒....

心被折磨到变更坚强....

也能够安慰自己....

顺便找了个离开的理由....

对，离开....

我现在有了离开的理由....

但，离开了也太不像样了吧...

但但，没有离开也未免太残忍了吧....

我不介意不像样....

不是你离开，就是我离开....

我看到你很辛苦....

你拿你的幸福来换我的.....

我一边观察，一边觉得这样子根本就不幸福....

所以还是我离开吧....

你，也许，会得到你要的幸福....

我，一定，会得到幸福，只是是另一种幸福....

我们回到过去的生活....

虽然我很不习惯....

但给我430根香烟的时间...

就可以了...

如果要让你接受我....

就要让你放手而受苦....

那我宁愿当作设么都没有发生过....

我，又在，收回我的话了.....

想了想，心上多了一条裂痕....

多了十条也无所谓....

反正都碎了....:)

唉，我唱林宇中的“我不是他”只是唱爽罢了...

没想到越唱越灵....

以后我不敢乱唱歌了....

Dream....+ing of you....Again...

This morning...
I...
Dreamt of you again....

I was so crazy over you....
So crazy in love...

Like an elephant glue, I stuck around you...
In the end, I could not help but to ask.....
"Would you be ...........?"

When I asked that very question...
You're not you...physically....
But you're obese(chubby in nicer words),has a pony tail and an interesting personality....
Nevertheless, I could feel...
I know it's you...
It's like you've swapped bodies with someone...

I didn't care how you looked like....
That's why I have the reason to love you more....
And asked you that question....

My heart leaped by bounds when you said:
"I agree to your first and second wish(regarding clothes), but the third needs time"

I have no idea what second and third wish you were talking about...
I was over the moon if you agree to my first....

Widely awake (now), the only thing I could come up with the second wish is...sex...
Or else I don't know what's gotta do with clothes logically....
You're not going to wash them, iron them, tear them, paint them, wear them....
Take them off?
Another pervertic idea....
SKIP

* *

Then you're going home....
In your silver proton saga, with numbers 5100 (OMG, I should have bought 4D! Forget it, it's too late)

The next day you came over with your friends....
I don't know if it's next day or not because I didn't experience any night in the dream...
Oh well, I was washing the dishes, outside the house?
And why did I run into hiding when you and your buddies came?
Was I shy or what?
I wish I know....

*Alarm rings*

The first thing I think of when I woke up...
Is you...
The second, was the wishes....
The third, the dream dictionary....
Then I panicked.
When I learned that such dictionary exists, I was so scared to sleep.
I don't want to know any bad omen or destiny in the dream...
But I checked it anyways, the only thing bad is the colour black....
You were wearing a black shirt with orange collar like my sis's....
Black means death, in extreme cases....

Let's see what happens when you're dead:
Picture this, your parents sobbing over you....
Maybe your little bro's being strong for the first time...
Your friends are all there, especially your tuan ti 1 friends....
Yeah, hamster will be there, she is GOING to be there....
And maybe I get to see her cry for the first time...
I, don't know if I want to weep....
But I'd certain I'd hug you until I'm done before I tell your parents how I feel about you....
(You know, just in case I got chases away or maybe jailed)

Helena by My Chemical Romance is playing....
The sky is a bright grey....
Everyone's in black...
A few sobs can be heard occasionally....
And nobody's oblivious of the scene that I still cling onto your coffin...
I could I ever accept....
That we're seperated....
Not because of communication problems....
Or misunderstandings....
Or forbidden love....
Or parent objection...
Or violating the undang-undang
But by the cruelest of all, DEATH....

* *

There you go....
This is probably what will happen....
But alas, this will never come true....
Unless you purposely make it come true by sleeping in the middle of the north-south highway....
Then I'm completely commentless and speechless....



But the main point is....
I like you no more...
But I love you....
Yes, very much....
Up to the point I'm willing to waste 6 hours and RM20 killing myself...

I love you...
Not physically, but emotionally.....(Shown)(haha, as in add.maths)
Maybe I should ask you that question, for real....
I want to carry your heart....
I carry it in my heart....



I don't want you in my dreams, I want you for real....

I'm Trying

I'm good at flirting when courting...
But I stammer in front of you...

I flirt with every target I see...
But before I sleep I think of you...

I seem to be very nice to someone else....
But in my heart there's only you...

I try to control myself and give you some freedom...
But everytime I breathe I could only think of you...

I can make anyone laugh or smile so easily...
But I have to spend the whole night planning how to make you smile....

I'm bathed in endless flirts and winks....
But I learn to resist them because in my eyes there's only you....

I get so worried everytime I know you're sad....
But my heart gets broken when I see you inconsolable....

I have every damn connection to every essential teachers...
But I could not save you from a simple matter...

I think of you now, and every now and then....
But I could not save myself from the torture of missing you....

April's Fool + Sukan Tara

In conjunction with April's Fool Day, we have Sukan Tara (Just kidding)...
I have never been so fulfilled in my life....
Leading a voluntary army beating the scores by X2 man!
With the red house scoring high (for form 3 and form 4)
This morning, I came to school and looked at the board...
How ashamed I was to wear red....
But now, I'm proud to be in red house...

When I think of the tug o' warriors....
I almost scream my lungs out....
It was like FIFA WORLD CUP!!
In the midst of tension and screams, they have to be steady....
And how cool is that to win?
Wear red, see red and bleed red....
WE WERE INDOMINABLE!!!
TURBO!! (Our red house motto)

...
...
...

Today I finally spit the words out....
Fortunately, what I've got was some very mature results....
...to my relief.
But today is a bad day because it's April's Fool....
Yeah, I thought of that but I wouldn't give myself any more reason to procrastinate...
Thanks for spending the time with me....
;)

Can I Stop Being a Wussy?

ARGH!!
I HATE MYSELF!!
THERE'S SOMETHING HOLDING ME TO SAY IT...
YET I'M SO EAGER TO SAY IT....

MAYBE I DONT HAVE THE GUTS!!
GODDAMNIT!!
HAVE I EATEN MY GUTS!?!?
SPIT IT OUT!!!
IF I AINT NO GUTS TO SAY THREE SIMPLE WORDS TO YOU...
HOW AM I GONNA SUCCEED IN LIFE!?!
ARGH!!

THAT DOES IT!
I DONT CARE ANYMORE
I GOTTA DO IT TOMORROW
EVEN IF IT MEANS GETTING 2 SLAPS AND BEING SHOVED BACK TO MY CLASS
I DONT CARE ANYMORE

The Reason

I'm really really helpless...
You've been dying to know...
I've been dying to hide....
And now what happens?

I don't want you to get hurt or anything....
Well, anyways I did hurt you...
At least it's not as severe as it's supposed to be....

I don't want to say sorry anymore...
You've been hearing that everyday...
The more I say it, the less value my sorries are....

Looking at my silent phone...
I feel so...weird....
My phone is always silent...
But now, way too silent....

Desperate, I click my phone every 5 minutes...
Searching for your name....
But now, disappointed...
I know I've done too much....

Maybe it's for the best...
Still, I can't live without reading your message...
I've been reading them everyday and now...
I stop? I'm an underwater fish who needs to learn how to live outta water in 24 hours...
It's just so...Hard and weird...

Interacting with you too much?
And the only reason I can come up with is "Habit"...
The habit of talking to you...
I don't really know when it started...
But I know it started last year...
We're two people from two different worlds...
Who talk to each other a little too much until...
We are artificially in the same world...
Overlapping each other...
Come to think of it, it's bizarre....
Way bizarre...

It's too bizarre until you wonder what the reason is...
I had no reason...
I'm wondering too...
Now I know what the reason was....
(Sing) And the reason is....you

It's an old song anyway...
That makes it an old reason...
Nevermind, time gave me reason...
A reason I'm sure none of us wants to know....(Trust me)
Unfortunately, I know...
And I'm SUFFERING...

Suffering...
The reason is not you anymore...
What was once ours is not pure...
NOT PURE!!!
THAT GODDAMNED FOUR-LETTER WORD TOOK IT ALL AWAY...
But...
....
....
....

What happens if I'm free from the grasp of FLW?
Will it be pure again?
Like it used to be?
I'm so scared...
So afraid...
That the evil FLW is the reason I'm holding on....
Without it, I'm out of your world....


If it isn't for my childish attitude, this wouldn't have happened...
Another 50 pumps for me until I wake up....


I...........You

It's A Serious Game

Just when I almost stepped out, you came in...

My legs missed by inches...

Until I could make no more return...



The "I" is there...

Without any confirmation...

If may just be a joke, a game, an entertaining dialogue...

To me, it's always a game...

We all have lots of fun, we're satisfied and fulfilled...

Then tomorrow we all forget all about it and start playing again.....



But when we started that game, it's not merely a game...

Every words that I've said...

I meant it, from the bottom of my heart...

I wish you played not because to please me...

Then I rather wish I'm dead than to make you do something like that...



Experienced, I would not go further than the game to confess...

Because what I did after that left me a broken heart...

Maybe I was too desperate? Maybe I was too aggressive?
I have no idea until now...

Study needs hardworking attitude...
Freedom needs isolation...
Love needs a Lionheart...
Am I brave enough to trade our friendship for love?
Do I love you more than afraid of hurting my heart?
Can I withstand the hopelessness and frustration if your answer was not me?

SELFISH!!!
It's always about me...
What about you?

Are you hurt to have lost me as a friend because I confessed?
Are you afraid of rejecting me?
Could you still overcome the awkwardness between us after all these?





Now I know the answer...
If it makes you happy,I will muster every ounce of confidence I have and take this game to the next level...
If it doesn't, I will just forget that anything happened...
For the moment, I'm standing between the blurred lines of friendship and love...
Who knows, maybe I'll just stand there until I love you no more or till future divides us...


Do you believe me when I say: "I love you forever"? ...

I wouldn't believe myself....
But hey, look on the bright side, at least we have some fun before it ends...

Our World Is Too Different

I had just logged on to facebook...
And I saw something...
Never knew you're greater than I thought...
Pictures flashed in front of me...
The longer the more astonished I was...
Yet the more worried I am...

Then I realised...
I don't even know you 2%...
I took your world as a virtual world...
Seeking pleasure in exploring it...
However, now I've found out that it's not as big as a galaxy...
It's comparable to the universe...
There's no end!!

Some might say you can't be perfect...
But you can be close to perfect...
And put it this way:
"I can't finish exploring it, but I can explore most of it"...
Yeah, good idea...
But it just doesn't work for me...

I mean, I look around...
I know there's someone better than me...
More good-looking, taller, smarter, funnier and interesting than me...
By fate, I know I can't compare myself to them...
That's why I tried to...
I tried to be all-rounded...
I tried to be witty...
I tried to be who I think you want...
But I'm not comfortable....

And I know you deserved better...
That's why I decided to let go...

I've promised to tell you something...
Something that could put me a spot in your diary...
Something that risks our friendship...
Something that is symbolised as a blooming flower...
Unfortunately, I would not risk it blooming...
Risk it's life or never bloom...
But I've decided...
To choose not to risk it...

I said "The time was not right"
Yes, it was...
Until now...
"It is never right"....

Caesarean Section

Where Are You?

Where are you...
When the crickets sing under the starry sky...
The fireflies are the winged-lanterns...
I wish you were here to see it...
They are the flying LEDs...
That reflected the galaxies of stars...
Onto this very field...
Just as you reflected...
Their eternal lamp...
That lighted the way...
To my happiness...

Where are you...
I pondered again tonight...
Sitting alone on the...
Squeaking playground swing...
No more awake and no less sleepy...
As the chilling wind caressed my soft cheeks...
I wish it was your hands...
So gentle, so loving,so beautiful....
Like no other...

Where are you...
As I lie in the middle of the greenest meadow...
Listening the enrapturing melody...
The little green musicians has to offer...
I can't help letting my mind roam free....
It is like a swift stallion...
That gallop across...
The open fields...
Across every mountainous landscape...
Across every rapid-flowing river...
Across every dense forest...
To your house...
Into your room...
Wondering if you are thinking of me too...

Where are you...
That I wondered...
As I sit by the edge of the hill...
Eagerly waiting the arrival...
Of the marvelous sunset...
No different than a naive child...
Waiting for a tooth fairy...(You could change it to Santa Claus if you like)
So excited, yet so patient...
Just as I wait for you...
To be by my side...
To witness the sun diving into the unreachable horizon...
Just as I dive into your pool of love....

Where are you...
As the awesome crescendo...
Filled the handsome ballroom...
Anxiously, I look around...
A Preciosa Chec chandelier...
Hangs impressively...
Above the middle of the dance floor...
But under it...
Your shadow is yet to be seen...
But I'll wait...
Until the end of time if I have to....
Because I believe...
I'm destined to dance with you...

Have I Not Done Enough??

Unwanted Enemy and Our AJK List(4S3)

Today fairy Godmother granted my wish...
To become the assistant monitor of 4S3...
Yes, ASSISTANT monitor...Exactly...
Not more, not less...
Being the monitor has it's disadvantage...
Every consequences go to the monitor...
And the assistant monitors are the fool of fortunes...
Because they always forgotten from bad luck...
On the other hand, always remembered by duty...
But I'd rather work until I break all my fingernails than to face the music...
Anyway, I like being as busy as a bee...

Let's time travel back to the moment when the class teacher walks into the classroom...
Uh oh, no advantage, unknown teacher with a name tag emblazoned with "P.L. Ng"...
Everyone was quite scared when she stepped in and the feeling miraculously disappeared when someone tried to joke with her...(That is half an hour later)...

Okay, so the AJK-choosing ceremony started...
Three names were nominated...
And my name was nominated by Tan Zher Rem...
So there's Lim Chun Wei, me and Chin Ting Hua...
When the voting for me was going on...
I looked around...

In the classroom...
A pair of bloody eyes were hidden...
But not oblivious to me...
The owners of those eyes didn't raise his hand...
Oh well, it was no wonder that he didn't vote for me...
He takes me as his competitor although his name wasn't up for voting...

And again, let's time travel back to April 2009...
I was at Seberang Jaya warming up for the 2009 inter-school basketball competition (under 18)...
Let's see, that time maybe my society was choosing the next generation of AJK...
I wasn't there, I didn't care...
Surprisingly...
The only thing that people say to me when I'm back to school is:
"You've got elected as the AJK biasa"
And I was like:
"What????"

Ok, Ok,back to the ceremony...
So I heard I've got the highest vote, because the all the ex-committee voted for me...(Their vote is count as 5)
But bloody-eyes and Malus Domestica got only 9...
Sadly, they didn't get the AJK biasa post...(There were 3)
And they think it matters so much to them that whenever our committee is asking them to do something...
They would say:
"Why should I do it? I'm not an AJK Biasa"
And everytime they say that, I would think:
"Do you have to be an AJK Biasa do contribute to the society? Or you can't eat or drink without it? I would like you to be in my shoes just for 10 seconds, be it comfortable or painful, when you ever get the chance, is when you stop being envy"

I've been hearing those two idiots repeating that childish sentence so often that I almost pick up a parang and cut my ears off...(Just kidding, no way I'm doing that)
Most of the time, I just ignore them...(What happens if I never learn how to ignore?)

Back to today's scene....
Those sinister eyes and a face with R-A-G-E and W-R-A-T-H written on it...
Shocked me to the extent that I was numb for a second, or two...
How cute would it be if someone was angry with your success?
I think Satan got the better of him...
I'll do him a favour by praying for him...
No one, yes, no one, who didn't vote for me looked into my eyes as if they want to devour my flesh and lick my red-blood cells...(Not my cute and cuddly,well maybe not, red-blood cells!)
He did it, as a friend...

I'm just so sorry...
I'm sorry that you are controlled by something unreal....
Known as - the crave for power...
A taste of real power could make you get over it....
It's the best antidote...



Oh,the happy ending?
Lim Chun Wei who was famously loved by our classmates got elected as the monitor(For Christ's sake,who happens to be a KPL too) and Ting Huan(whom I've heard so much about last year but never knew who he is) got elected as the treasurer....

Wanna see our AJK list?

Monitor: Lim Chun Wei(Looks handsome from different angle,and has talents for being a monitor)
Ass. Monitor: Me(I love my seat just fine)
Secretary: Jackly Lam(Former Monitor who is very very helpful)
Ass. Secretary:Cheng Pei Ying(Former Monitor who has a sunny personality)
Treasurer: Chin Ting Huan(That guy)
Ass. Treasurer: Yeu Kai Zhe(His smile's precious because he doesn't smile often)
Cleanliness Monitor: Chin Pei Xin(The most responsible Cleanliness Monitor I've ever met, did half of my work)
Ass. Cleanliness Monitor: Ooi Chin Sheng(He's the scout with the dragon head)
Head of Notice Board: Tay Ying Pei(A good breakdancer,I'm serious!)
Ass. Head of Notice Board: Pheh Mei Foong(Who loves my hair as much as I love fish)
Furniture Master: Ng Chian Pin(That buff who joked with Puan Ng)
Ass. Furniture Master: Bloody-eyes(What should I say? OMG?)

Whoa...
12 posts...
Talk about an army...
It's even more than our cadets' AJK posts (Which is only 11)
And I thought Puan Ng didn't knew about posts...
She's good...
I didn't know that we need an assistant for secretary, two notice board decoraters, and furniture masters until today...
Good thing, I know what to do next year...

Yo! It's Been A Long Time!

Hey, I'm back in action....
It's a while since I've updated my life...
Here's a little something to catch up:

• We broke up, it was a lie! Goddamnit!! (I wish I could write out all the four-letter words,oh well, image matters).Well, it wasn't a breakup actually, that ***** says that we didn't even started. Oh well, it's good to know I've played a big part in that *****'s life. I've changed her...
• I quitted Jit Sin's basketball team, and how could coach Lugged tells me to stop playing basketball and play other sports instead?It was a coward's act to retreat when we are faced with challenges, I'm sorry coach, you're not here to read my blog
• I found my talent of being a 3-pointer since god-knows-when
• Someone tried to stab me by not letting me work for the Pearl,and I ended up better! Working personally for the Pearl's AJK, live in a suite with kitchen and a double bed in Paradise hotel(which is the same hotel the Australian basketball hotties live) and don't have to be on time.
• I rocked PMR, and now I regret it, I hate being in that class...With two #$%^$@# and a tall prefect who friendly fired me (on purpose goddamnit) when we played paintball (He has a heart which knows how to plot<I'm back!! I'm joining the cadets again. Chairperson asked if I wanted to be an AJK (99% is no way!), but then I attended this camp called "Camp Intensif"(Weird English and Malay combination), I realised why every generation of committee unwillingly accepted the job or being a cmt. TO ENSURE THE SWEET MEMORIES OF BEING A CADET PASSES ON TO THE NEXT GENERATION OF MEMBERS. AND I'M HONOURED TO PIKUL THIS TANGGUNGJAWAB!!
• I'm selabretin NEW YEAR'S EVE with my best buddies from the cadets! I miss them so much since that camp. It's a good thing we're back together again. It's two years until permanent separation!! FRIENDS FOREVER!
• I hate my new class, I'm afraid that I will lose my confidence when I don't top it! Man, should have passed up a blank paper...

First Time

Okay....
This is the first time I pat tor ( Has a boyfriend/girlfriend)
You know...
It was weird...
I was going to confess to you then you came to confess to me....
Finally, I can kick that b**** I once loved outta my life....
I finally get things straight...
I am worth more than that b**** and deserve to be loved like I love someone....
Then you came into my life...
Thanks....
You save me from a relationship no different than a flower that never blooms...

Umm...
Like I said, this IS the first time....
So I don't really know what to do or what should I do........
hold hands, hug, kiss??
Skip Skip Skip....
I don't feel like doing all those...
Especially we will never get to meet alone....
Totally chaperoned by the unknowing crowd and team mates....

I'm quite sorry....
I promised you I'd be the most romantic mate as soon as you're in my sight...
It turns out that I only talked to you twice in 5 hours....
Oblivious of you, excited with my basketball....
I don't want to let you feel desserted...
I don't want my coach down either....
So let just say I don't want to flirt with you in the public...
Because I don't want the other team mates to know of our relationship....
Trust me, it will totally ruin our team work....
Besides, I wanted a time-out whenever there's basketball practice....
I want myself to focus on the ball instead of you....


But, the major contributing factor is that I'm not yet ready to exchange our friendship with love...
Sometimes I feel shy and digusted at the thought of flirting with you....
Really....
Yeah, I DO like you(not yet love) but I am not rushing this relationship....
Because I am not rushing to get married....
Who knows, maybe we'll move on a bit slower or break up(which I don't really look into)...

I know you were at tuition when we had a training yesterday...
But I saw something interesting at the court: A loving couple...
They were actually flirting, but to us, they were having sex....
The girl was caressing the guy's thighs,buttocks and the guy's tying her hair...
The guy's hugging her waist and he almost kissed her (Why almost, not kissing? I don't like to see people kiss)
My friend and I almost took up a slingshot to shoot them....
It looks....shameful and disgusting....
They were so young but they acted as if they have sex every night...
You could see from there because they were so "deeply in love" , touching here touching there...(So much for the touch n go card)
Sometimes I pray for these kinda couples...
Because they either end up pregnant or break up....
It's never a happy ending...

It is impossible for us to get pregnant...
But I want you to know that I like you very much...
And gambateh in your exam...;)

Lovesick...

Hut-Chiuuuuu.......
Obviously, I'm being attacked by love virus....
I'm missing that temple so much that I can hardly feel that I'm happy alone...
I'm very confused over our relationship....
Sometimes it cares for me and sometimes it thinks replying me is a stupid thing....
This is a very special temple that only talks at night....
I wonder why....

I doubt the line between us....
It cares about me yets says it doesn't love me...
I'm so lost...lost....
I keep falling in and out of love with it...
It's like I love it now and I don't love it the next second....
When I know more about it and it turns out that I love it now...
My heart was broken and healed....
The process repeats in a short period of time...
Which will result in me malfunctioning....

I love it very much...
But I no more have the courage to be any nearer to it....
After experiencing a fatal damage to my heart...
It's like you push someone you love out of the road thus being went over by a vehicle....
And that person doesn't feel any more grateful and leaves you lying in the hospital ward....
Healing yourself and your heart...
You risked your life for that person....
In return, that person risked the goodness in him to hurt you....
I know it sounds funny but you might cry when you're the one being run over by a car for a no-good fellow....

Ahem, continue...
I don't dare to flirt, say "I love you" or bother to make it happy....
Six more days until it's birthday....
Last year, I sent a present to it...
But it doesn't seemed very happy....
So I decided not to give any more gifts to it....
It doesn't make any difference...
........

Wait, it does!!
Making me more oblivious to it....

I'm so inconsolable right now....
Stuck in the middle of love, friendship and hate........
GOD SAVE ME!!!

~Kek Lok Si~

Although I'm cool...
But I really care!!
You don't see me looking at your way...
I won't talk to you...
But that doesn't mean...
I don't love you...

Although I rarely mention about you...
I don't do much to please you...
I haven't sms you since God knows when...
But that doesn't mean...
I don't love you...

Although I don't look like someone who's in love...
I may not be good-looking enough for you...
I'm not as clever as you think...
But that doesn't mean...
I don't love you...

Every night I think of you...
You have the cutest smile...
You have the cutest face...
You have the cutest size...
Oh! How I yearn to embrace you in my arms again...

I've been missing you like mad...
And your face looks like mad...
The incompletion of gadgets gets you mad...
So how am I going to stop you getting mad?

I've angered Ex-Koperal...
Unintentionally...
You guys misunderstood what I said...
If it weren't for you...
I WOULDN'T EVEN THOUGHT OF SAYING SORRY!!!

I gave up the things I love...
Because I love you...
I accept the things I hate...
Because I love you...
I get nothing in the end...
Because I know...
In your heart...
In your diary...
In your memories...
There's never a Ivy....

I Love You

Everytime the moon awakes...
Your words tickle my heart again...
As I can never "unlove" you...
Because...Umm...I just can't...

Everytime I mentioned of you...
Whole-heartedly I mentioned...
But when it comes to your face...
I can't remember how you looked like...
That's why wherever I go...
I have a picture of you...

Whenever you talk to me...
I would strut and look away...
Because if I looked at you long enough...
I must go back home and hit my head against the wall...
At the same time sayin...
"Who the hell I gave my heart to? A Marsian?"

Haha...
That's why I never really remember your face...
Talk about your voice...
Thank god coz you seldom talk....
It's bad in the fact that I don't get to learn Marsian French...

One funny friend even said I look like you?
Really?
Does this mean I'm in love with myself?
Hahahhaha!!
Mirror mirror on the wall...
Do you know I'm the cutest of them all??
(Better say yes or I'm throwin you to the dump)

No matter how Marsian you look...
I'll always love you...
I love the cuteness in you (Providing the facts that you have antaennas on your head)
I love the way you talk to me ( It's so sweet that I'm gonna get diabetes)
I love your thin eyes ( Because you can't see me when I'm kissing with someone else)

I mourn you every noon...
Yeah, right there...
Just on your lawn...
Unfortunately for my sincerity...
Why do I have to be poured by your apple juice??

See?
How I love you with all my heart...
I miss you...
Everytime I think of you...
The dinosaurs appear (which I don't think they ever did since my birth)

Although I didn't talk to you for like months...
But please be reminded...
You still have my heart!!

Love Razor(Ain't I the sweetest?)

He/She Tend or You Noob?

Most Asians are narrow-minded....
That's why sometimes I look at them with such disdain....
People say funny characters and funny things are from the West....
Hey, that's someone your own size....

For example, Showoffism (Show off)....
I decided to write this article(purposely using English) to teach those noobies(losers) some lesson....
Of course, after reading Violet's (Aka Brattie Grannie's) blog....www.violetjovovich.blogspot.com
Now let me start the story:

You know, sometimes I get puked off when someone says I'm a show off just by saying three ENGLISH words that are expected to be seen in kindergarden books: Take the ball....
Hey, who doesn't know these words....
I mean, come on people!!
Don't you know the meaning of : Take the ball?
Hahahahahah!! Very funny....

Sometimes people spoil their self-value and dignity just by getting all amazed and jealous at simple things that people do...
I mean, do you say someone's a show off just because he knows how to go to toilet?
HEY!!! SAY IT~!!
Itsn't going to the toilet a great thing?
I mean a great great thing!!!
Come on, say with me : Sh-ow-of-f....

Sometimes people are just so funny....
They know what is the meaning of : Take the ball....
And yet they say someone's a show off....
Just like they know how to go to toilet....
But funnily, they don't say that someone's a show off.....
One word, cute~

I know people who are finding a hard time understanding the crown's English is discouraging people not to say it....
Hey, have you heard of the adage: " Don't say that the grape is sour when you're unable to taste it"....
I hate these kind of people....
But I don't blame God...
You know, who's gonna sell Char Koey Tiao when I blame them....

Learning to communicate in English doesn't mean you're a show off....
When you find someone saying words like : I lend your book

YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF: I LEND YOUR BOOK

No matter how many people thinks I'm a show off just by speaking English at an appropriate time or whenever I like...
I would still speak it as if they are a bunch of imbecile ( malfunctioning as in robots) boy bimbos and bimbos...

Here, I would also like to thank Torty for standing up for me....
Another story:
Tittle: Defence Against Bimbo (Codename: DAB)

Time: Forgotten
Date: Don't even think about it
Venue: School, most of the action happen in school...
Characters: Me, Tort and a bimbo girl

Let's make it an abridgement:
Yeah, and again, I spoke English in school for like the 567th time...
Yet that forgotten slut bimbo opened her whore mouth and said:
"SHOW OFF!!"
Before I stuff a hundred bees into her mouth....
Tort's words shot her first:
She spoke in English not because she's a show off, it's because your English's too noob!!
Another glimpse, whoosh....
That bimbo's gone, like in seconds!!
Well, you know what they say, the pen's mightier than the sword (But not when it comes to the machine gun)
Thanks tort!!

Instead of the pretenders (cool name huh? )....
There's the snobs...

Another story:
Entitled: Snob Attack ( Codename: SA)

Time: Morning....
Date:?/?/2009
Venue: Planet Earth
Characters: Same old animals but not for the bimbo girl....

So I was speaking English again....
Not oblivious of the girl beside me....
I spoke broken English...
You know, people, especially Chinese get p*ss** off when another Chinese speak English....
And you know what she did?
She said something truly amazing:
"Broken English" ( As if I didn't know what I was doing)
Thanks again tort, this time, when I was about to make her remember me for the rest of her life...
And again, tort to the rescue!
Tort said it like in prefect English, perfectly no mistake ( She might as well do that when it comes to exam, just joking)
"If you're so good at English, why don't you speak it?"
That 2nd bimbo was like speechless and puuuffff....
Another bimbo "disapparated"...
Thanks tort!!
You're the best!




If you think you're not a snob or a pretender, just skip the dark crimson paragraph below:

Hey, if you disagree with my opinions....
Then just pack your bags and head for another planet that doesn't accept English as the international language rather than waste your time leaving meaningless comments here...


So, in short....
Next time I hear someone calling me or anyone a show off....
I will show off what I really can do to make them shut up their Englishphobic mouth...


~End~

The Most Beautiful Girl

Who are you....
To have such prefect curves....
To have the lips of an angel....
To have the coal-black hair like no others....

Who are you....
To make her....
Come to me every day....
Just to catch a glimpse of your sunny face...

Who are you.....
To stop me from talking.....
To the most interesting people on Earth....
To make me lost control of my eyes....

Who are you....
To appear to me....
Everytime I saw you....
You are on your best....

Who are you....
To be so sweet....
Even I could feel it....
While you're in his arms....

Who are you....
To have such mesmerizing eyes....
That makes any other thing less valuable....
That locks my eyes to yours....

Who are you....
To make others fall head over heels over you....
To make them unable to sleep...
When all you do is exist....

Who are you....
That I forgot to flatter....
That I forgot to check out....
That I forgot to knew better....

Who are you....
To be so successful....
To be so dedicated....
To be so mesmerizing....
To be so breathtaking....
To be so kind....
To be so .....
BEAUTIFUL....


I wrote this to the most beautiful girl I've ever met....
I don't know what she's made of but most probably drugs....
Hint: She's ugly when she starts speaking

无能....干脆去做马来人好了...

哈哈哈哈哈哈！！！！
你们无能！！！！

当然咯....就是无能....
才要戴一条东西...让人家恨你们这些.....
无能的家伙......

哈哈哈哈！！！
能做的东西自己做啦.....
哦！！对了！！！
我忘记了....
你们不是我！！！！
需要靠有影响力的人士来完成目的地.....
我还真奇怪....
那个走江湖的剑侠竟然会被他们利用！！！！
还给无能的人利用哇哈哈哈哈哈！！！

大众嘛.....
民主国家嘛.....
要众人的支持是很重要的.....
因为需要人家投票让你上位嘛.....
我明白....
我在这边不是Perli你....
我只是要跟你说....
你是XXX，不是木偶....

教你玩力量，玩政治.....
你要人家的支持是可以.....
但你是领导层....
扫地，洗碗不是你做的东西.....
你有看林冠英为了得到票数而做狗做马的咩......
他是“一鸣惊人”....
每样东西是大Project....
而且懂得拒绝人的（我想强调）：小及损身份的要求....
物以稀为贵嘛....
他越厉害说No....
他的Yes嘛不就越值钱咯....

我们尊敬你.....
我们不愿意看着你被人酱玩.....
谁想看到我们的苏丹为了在世界有位而帮Obama抹鞋子....
不要傻了....

我们知道你进退两难.....
但你要知道.....
谁是谁的牺牲品.....
请不要为了面子而做错事....

至于那些无能的人.....
嗨哟...不能说你们说到酱一文不值啦....
至少你们知道肮脏的工要丢给别人做.....
哈哈哈哈哈！！！

你们要叫我们做东西就叫啦.....
我们很厉害帮你们拿碗拿盘的嘛.....
现在要打破自己的饭碗哦？？
哈哈～～

团规没有写到休息节吃东西慢是罪叻.....
你们不能叫到我们嘛.....
所以就叫对我们有效的人咯......
嗨哟...你们不是全部坏人啦....
自己啊...也不要拉你们的队友下水.....
还有那个最矮的啊.....
不要以为你姐姐大力....
你就也很大力....
我也不会等你姐姐毕业来整你....
我答应你，你睡觉前一定会想到我....
然后就哭....
哭给你的姐姐看....
你的姐姐问kenapa哭.....
你就Ai kong Mai kong....
最后还是kong了....

然后咯，你的姐姐就找我们算帐咯.....
虽然原因都没有关到你姐姐和我们咯.....
有没有看Transformers？
他的Movie Line Is What？
Their War, Our Planet....（他们的战争，我们的家园）
哈哈哈哈！！
就像这样咯....

你的仗，我们打.....

拍手拍手.....

橙色是预测篇....

哈哈...你们的东西.....
不要烧到这边来哦......................................
你们的目的是（还要我这个外人讲）：
在钟敲之前把我们送回班....
不是比赛看谁能最快把学生送回班.....
那你们干脆把食堂关掉好了....
一敲钟休息就全部学生回班了....
日新记录！！

从此以后.....
我发现我很难放回碗.....
我会放在你们Duty站的位....
当作是我拜祭你们的菜肴....
不用客气～～～