The Most Beautiful Girl

Who are you....
To have such prefect curves....
To have the lips of an angel....
To have the coal-black hair like no others....

Who are you....
To make her....
Come to me every day....
Just to catch a glimpse of your sunny face...

Who are you.....
To stop me from talking.....
To the most interesting people on Earth....
To make me lost control of my eyes....

Who are you....
To appear to me....
Everytime I saw you....
You are on your best....

Who are you....
To be so sweet....
Even I could feel it....
While you're in his arms....

Who are you....
To have such mesmerizing eyes....
That makes any other thing less valuable....
That locks my eyes to yours....

Who are you....
To make others fall head over heels over you....
To make them unable to sleep...
When all you do is exist....

Who are you....
That I forgot to flatter....
That I forgot to check out....
That I forgot to knew better....

Who are you....
To be so successful....
To be so dedicated....
To be so mesmerizing....
To be so breathtaking....
To be so kind....
To be so .....
BEAUTIFUL....


I wrote this to the most beautiful girl I've ever met....
I don't know what she's made of but most probably drugs....
Hint: She's ugly when she starts speaking

无能....干脆去做马来人好了...

哈哈哈哈哈哈！！！！
你们无能！！！！

当然咯....就是无能....
才要戴一条东西...让人家恨你们这些.....
无能的家伙......

哈哈哈哈！！！
能做的东西自己做啦.....
哦！！对了！！！
我忘记了....
你们不是我！！！！
需要靠有影响力的人士来完成目的地.....
我还真奇怪....
那个走江湖的剑侠竟然会被他们利用！！！！
还给无能的人利用哇哈哈哈哈哈！！！

大众嘛.....
民主国家嘛.....
要众人的支持是很重要的.....
因为需要人家投票让你上位嘛.....
我明白....
我在这边不是Perli你....
我只是要跟你说....
你是XXX，不是木偶....

教你玩力量，玩政治.....
你要人家的支持是可以.....
但你是领导层....
扫地，洗碗不是你做的东西.....
你有看林冠英为了得到票数而做狗做马的咩......
他是“一鸣惊人”....
每样东西是大Project....
而且懂得拒绝人的（我想强调）：小及损身份的要求....
物以稀为贵嘛....
他越厉害说No....
他的Yes嘛不就越值钱咯....

我们尊敬你.....
我们不愿意看着你被人酱玩.....
谁想看到我们的苏丹为了在世界有位而帮Obama抹鞋子....
不要傻了....

我们知道你进退两难.....
但你要知道.....
谁是谁的牺牲品.....
请不要为了面子而做错事....

至于那些无能的人.....
嗨哟...不能说你们说到酱一文不值啦....
至少你们知道肮脏的工要丢给别人做.....
哈哈哈哈哈！！！

你们要叫我们做东西就叫啦.....
我们很厉害帮你们拿碗拿盘的嘛.....
现在要打破自己的饭碗哦？？
哈哈～～

团规没有写到休息节吃东西慢是罪叻.....
你们不能叫到我们嘛.....
所以就叫对我们有效的人咯......
嗨哟...你们不是全部坏人啦....
自己啊...也不要拉你们的队友下水.....
还有那个最矮的啊.....
不要以为你姐姐大力....
你就也很大力....
我也不会等你姐姐毕业来整你....
我答应你，你睡觉前一定会想到我....
然后就哭....
哭给你的姐姐看....
你的姐姐问kenapa哭.....
你就Ai kong Mai kong....
最后还是kong了....

然后咯，你的姐姐就找我们算帐咯.....
虽然原因都没有关到你姐姐和我们咯.....
有没有看Transformers？
他的Movie Line Is What？
Their War, Our Planet....（他们的战争，我们的家园）
哈哈哈哈！！
就像这样咯....

你的仗，我们打.....

拍手拍手.....

橙色是预测篇....

哈哈...你们的东西.....
不要烧到这边来哦......................................
你们的目的是（还要我这个外人讲）：
在钟敲之前把我们送回班....
不是比赛看谁能最快把学生送回班.....
那你们干脆把食堂关掉好了....
一敲钟休息就全部学生回班了....
日新记录！！

从此以后.....
我发现我很难放回碗.....
我会放在你们Duty站的位....
当作是我拜祭你们的菜肴....
不用客气～～～

*~AGM~*（下篇）

Continue write from my last time de blog....
No matter how angry that no use de ppl also useless la....
Khai Yin koperal then ask me lo....

Then I say the reason lo....
Then she talk about the things lo....
Then Lyn-Hui jun guan and Chooi Wen jun guan come lo....
Then talk talk talk lo....

The most cekong de thing is....
Khai Yin koperal because of me cry two nights!!!!
I hear liao tiok che kia!!!
Who will so wei da to pull me until she can cry 1.....

Because of me.....
Her PM got one time is sad de.....
Because of me.....
She need to worry so many days....
Because of me....
She need to liu xiao.....
Because of me.....
She hurt tiok....
Because of me.....
SHE CRIED!!!

I still cannot believe I made her cry....
WHY!!!!
IVY PHAN ARH.....
YOU NOT SAY THINGS CANNOT BURN UNTIL OTHER THINGS DE MIE!!!
YOU SAD ALSO CANNOT LET OTHER PPL SAD!!!
LET SO HAPPY DE PPL CRY GOK!!!!

Chooi Wen jun guan got say one 名句精华....
But is from outside 1(Not textbook)....
I dun understand the meaning....
But the main point is come activity nia lo...

Lyn-Hui jun guan say I am a family member....
And a piece of puzzle....
If no tiok me, then the puzzle not complete.....
If no tiok me, then the family macam missing one ppl....

At night she repeat this again....
Walau eh, I jing ran cry!!
I dunno why I cry until so sad....
But at least I know I'm very sorry for making Khai Yin koperal cry...
(Koperal的暗恋者请不要K我，我已经以泪还泪了）

Then after all that....
Chooi Wen jun guan call us to a classroom to eat things....
We eat until so full nia~~~
Then chat with them chat until 6pm baru go home....
So xin fu....
Last time macam kawan bercakap....
From here know so many things.....
That Teddy Panda arh....
Sit there two hours no open mouth to speak pun....
Teh nia....


3rd of May ends here....
In conclusion, I miss form 5.....
I know very fu yan but it's true...

*~AGM~* (上篇)

AGM lo.....
I xi sheng le my sleep to come to AGM....
So wei da....

Then AGM start lo.....
At DK2....
Sarjan call us to say fu yi...
Whatever fu yi then correct liao....
Then until my turn to say fu yi...
Then they ask for one Pencadang....
I so mempersiasui nia...
I stand up and say fu yi....
Then got many ppl laugh....
I very paiseh then sit....
When they ask for penyokong...
I baru stand up and say fu yi...
So teh and paiseh nia....
I myself aslo smile until cannot stop...

Then go take picture lo....
After that, go classroom lo...

At the classroom, form 5 say who wan go down and bring gift come up then go....
We form 3 so yeng, sit there diam diam no move tiok....
Then they very qi guai....
The most cham de is Lui and Zoe tiok Chooi Wen jun guan attack....
Actually is Lui 1, but change target become Zoe...
Zoe so clever, say no prepare...
Syiok tiok!!

Then wan they sign the booklet lo....
So syiok nia, I one ppl let them sign at least 3 times....
(But hor I juz found out I no ask Xin Lun jun guan write gok)....
At this time, I always mistaken Ee Teng koperal as jun guan....
Haiz....

Then I play until too high liao....
Then Chooi Wen jun guan and Lyn-Hui jun guan also high....
The most surprisie(read in kuang dong ua) the thing is they use the cake to "colour" my face!!!
I scare tiok....
Then they play until so high, they gan cui write my hand, give me earings made of cake...

I macam drink until mabuk, sing and sing and sing....
I eat tiok Mei Fang jun guan de cake, I promise her I wan buy her a new cake (I mean slice)...
The most fun de thing is....
I go and collect "I love you"s....
I ask every one of them to sign that they love me....
So xin fu nia...
Only three ppl no write nia: Xin Lun jun guan(sorry I know you want to write), Khai Yin koperal (This one 谈条件1，价钱还很贵咯，不过因为难得而且她很美，所以得到了也有炫耀的价值），Sarjan（我明白，她是认真人物，她是不会玩这种东西的）

My booklet got so many things and 临时memories....
I ask Tien Min jun guan draw one violin for me....
Let Khai Yin koperal say is pear...Hahaha!!

I ask Ee Teng koperal draw one duck....
Walau eh!!! Her drawing let ppl see then know is duck!!!!

(Coz she write one "duck" word and circle it)
Hahahahhahahaah!!!

Then I ask Wan Xin jun guan to draw a caligraphy use de brush...
But I think she misunderstood my meaning...
Write my chinese name vertically....
But nice....!!

The only thing I got from Xin Lun jun guan is....
How to grow tall de secret....
Xin Qin jun guan also got tell me the secret....
Of Growing tall....

Hahha...
Got another say 条件1 ppl is Mei Fang jun guan....
I ask her to write....
She say write liao wan see me come activity....
Then I bargain and 讨价还价....
I say if I get 5 "I love you"s, then I will go training camp....
She agree wo!!!~~~

Then she write:
我<3你>

我告诉你....你在企图扮单纯...又在害人的话....

不要说我没有给你脸.......................................

我想声明....

我想声明.....
我没有说我要来活动...
所以请你们不要再问我为社么没有来.....
我回答到厌了...
我很固执地站在我的立场...
还有.....
我讨厌星期三....

你们要知道为社么吗？








因为我没穿Uniform还有中人Shiong....
我不爽，想打架...！！！
下一个Shiong我的人小心...
小心你的心爱的Uniform！！
我欠你的啦！？！？
一定要穿啦！？！？
没有穿可以给你Shiong啦！！
你没有给我薪水的咯！！
看好你的情况先咯！！

你酱喜欢Shiong是吗？
我的Half换你！！
高兴吗？我很！！！

*~Gathering~* + *~Cooking Comp~*

Today cooking com and gathering....
Cooking com so happy....
We got 1st runner up and our food so delicious....
Especially the honey+lemon drink....
Can 直接be tempat pelancongan....
来喝一次...RM1...都赚很够了....
Coz so many ppl come and drink...

Then hor mah gathering lo....
At first so fast round dance liao....
Then lead form 1 and form 2 to round dance lo.....
Walau eh, why so chuan 1....
When Chung Ling that time de round dance...
We dance no matter how extreme also wont chuan 1.....
And dance until really want to dance more....
Macam menjadi penagih tarian...
VERY VERY sad when they call us back to sit....
Whole time only round dance 4 times nia = 1 hour....
Haiz...

Here, they call us to sit, we want walk back to the seat also can die liao....
My throat can straight be Sahara Desert....
Then lead them so hard....
They so gai, call them to dance they can wait until you tell them the 4th time....
Then baru dance 1....
I always U-turn back to check...
Coz after I go liao, they no dance liao....
Macam play computer games nia....
If I go away, then the bad guys come liao....
Then come back, the bad guys die liao....
Then got bad guys lagi....

Then the ex-committee came....
Haiz, dun dare to look them straight in the face.....
Coz scare I mengabaikan tugas saya....
Haiz....
Last time I too focus on them, then my things all langgar...
So many things no do...Haiz.....

By this time they all sure know...
Why I no come liao la....
Since form 5 know liao lok.....
Actually I have many reason la......
1. I am not Neow Jia Hui xue jing, now so many things to do, can do die me 1, so I need to put down some permanent duties first....
2. Her lo, dunno how to mian dui, so gan ga....Haiz....
3. I hate marching, for the 231st time.....
4. I am too tired = my body can rosak because I have too many acitivities liao.....If wan go all = every weekend is training camp, I know I am slightly masculine, but hor I am still physically a feminine....

Even if they dunno, now read my blog marh know liao lo....

Haiz today morning she come....
Become so beautiful jor....
I kept checking her out once in a while....
But when afternoon gathering, she become slightly uglier liao....
Maybe night...Wahahah~~~
JKJK~~~~

Lui say she wear I give her de ring on a necklace....
I IVY PHAN KAI YI can say....
If she wear my ring, will have thunder....
If no thunder, I bow to you!!!

Luckily talk and talk and talk....
Is not I give her de ring...
Only then I phew......

Coz if she really wear....
I tonight cannot sleep liao....
I wan get over her liao.....
Then now throw me one responsibility wan love....
SHIT LA...................................

During gathering I stare zun zun in her eyes....
She avoid my eyes....
That also prove that ring bukan I give 1....

Then I go and talk with Lee Huey jun guan (aka brocolli/cauliflower)....
I tell her, her pajamas so beautiful (coz she say she gathering wan wear pajamas come)....
Then she si gui wu hui, (I guess la) think I perli their shirt..... (Ex-committee they all wear same shirt)...
Of course lo, when wan shake hands, she keep her hands away....
Then I quickly jie shi, she dun wan hear I also cannot do anything....
After all, I wont die without her....XD

Then mah round dance lo....
So leng chang....
All the form 1 all dun wan dance....
Then shout until pua si baru they dance....
At here, I wan thank form 2 for helping me....
When they all go item and left only me and wu gui to take care....
Especially Goh Jia Min and Poh Boon Hui....
TQTQ....

Then got one time they put Mambo Number 5....
I dance until so happy....
Then I solo with Tan Jia Hui....
We both solo 6 steps....But different style....
But so fun!!!

Got one time Joyce and Ong Yan Pin go out and sing like lovers.....
So cute and romantic....
But they dun seem want to hold each other's hand....
Hahas....
But they look exactly like a TB and a TG....
I very sensitive this kind of things 1....
So I dun really look at them much....

Then dance lo....
Then they ex and committee come out and dance....
Got one tambai de form 2 go and grab Chew Hui jun guan de shoulders....
I forget who liao...But I know that form 2 too high liao....
Then got one queue behind jun guan, they all wan jun guan to start a train....
Then Chew Hui jun guan macam wan ppl 不舍得她....
Then say bb to ex-cmts group liao....
When she walk 3 steps away nia....
Leh Shan jun guan go and cut the train ....
She take the form 2 de hand away from Chew Hui jun guan's shoulders....
I see liao so teh....At there teh 3 seconds....

Then I tiok cmt PM....(Pok Mong)
PM behind and hips and hair....
When I near them, then a PM war will start....
My hair yesterday cut liao look like porcupine....
Then they all pong my hair and stroke my hair....
我的头发变废布了.....
Got so many bacterias...
and of course, curry....

That Mah Meng Yee (Form 1) cute lo....
She dance until no stamina liao....
Then use 原地漫步...
So cute nia....

Got one form 1 always use the poms poms to pong my head....
My eye hurt tiok...
Tia nia....

When we form 3 item so cool nia!!!!!
They wear until so cool!!!
AND DANCE UNTIL SO COOL!~!!!
THE EFFECT WAS FUNNY!!!
AND COOL!!!
AND YENG!!!
AND CREATIVE!!!
Actually hor, I only see they whole item once nia....
They dance one time for me to see....
But now they dance....
WALAU EH!!!
SO GOOD!!!
好到顾客也喊“第二盘！”....

Then after gathering, we all clean up....
Ex-cmt go and play basketball....!!
I wanted to join them...
But lower so many things wan do first....
When I got time to go and play with them, they already go liao....
Coz the guard come and halau ppl liao....
7pm the guard wan close liao....

I never knew Leh Shan jun guan can play basketball so well....
Dunno why she dun wan join the basketball team when she form 1....
I guess she got receive training when primary school....
Or else someone couldn't very well have caught the ball with one hand...
Or knew where to run to get the ball....
Or to have dribbled acceptionally....

That si gui Jooi Ying jun guan so tall....
Wan shoot in the ball so easy....

Then marh go lower and clean up the things lo....
Clean until pua si...
Wan walk to 5th gate and lower many many times....
My skeleton wan patah liao~~ T.T....

Then ma go and sit at the 5th gate lo....
And talk to Lui.....
At here she tell me about the ring....
And send me a very good song:
越来越爱 - 飞轮海

I whole day listen to this song nia....
Until now I typing this blog....
Hahas....
Marh like that lo....

This time gathering is great....
Especially at the basketball court....
Got a very special feeling....

PS: I saw Ling Shi and Vincent play basketball when gathering going on....

晴天-周杰伦

故事的小黄花...
从出生那年就飘著...
童年的荡秋千...随记忆一直晃到现在...

ㄖㄨㄟ　ㄙㄡ　ㄙㄡ　ㄒ一　ㄉㄡ　ㄒ一ㄌㄚ　ㄙㄡ　ㄌㄚ　ㄒ一　ㄒ一　ㄒ一　ㄒ一　ㄌㄚ　ㄒ一　ㄌㄚ　ㄙㄡ
吹著前奏望著天空我想起花瓣试著掉落...

为你翘课的那一天花落的那一天...
教室的那一间...
我怎么看不见...
消失的下雨天...我好想再淋一遍...
没想到失去的勇气我还留著...
好想再问一遍...你会等待还是离开...

刮风这天...我试过握著你手...但偏偏...雨渐渐...大到我看你不见...
还要多久...我才能在你身边...
等待放晴的那天...
也许我会比较好一点...
从前从前...有个人爱你很久...
但偏偏...雨渐渐...把距离吹得好远...好不容易...又能再多爱一天...

但故事的最后你好像说了拜拜........