Lovesick...

Hut-Chiuuuuu.......
Obviously, I'm being attacked by love virus....
I'm missing that temple so much that I can hardly feel that I'm happy alone...
I'm very confused over our relationship....
Sometimes it cares for me and sometimes it thinks replying me is a stupid thing....
This is a very special temple that only talks at night....
I wonder why....

I doubt the line between us....
It cares about me yets says it doesn't love me...
I'm so lost...lost....
I keep falling in and out of love with it...
It's like I love it now and I don't love it the next second....
When I know more about it and it turns out that I love it now...
My heart was broken and healed....
The process repeats in a short period of time...
Which will result in me malfunctioning....

I love it very much...
But I no more have the courage to be any nearer to it....
After experiencing a fatal damage to my heart...
It's like you push someone you love out of the road thus being went over by a vehicle....
And that person doesn't feel any more grateful and leaves you lying in the hospital ward....
Healing yourself and your heart...
You risked your life for that person....
In return, that person risked the goodness in him to hurt you....
I know it sounds funny but you might cry when you're the one being run over by a car for a no-good fellow....

Ahem, continue...
I don't dare to flirt, say "I love you" or bother to make it happy....
Six more days until it's birthday....
Last year, I sent a present to it...
But it doesn't seemed very happy....
So I decided not to give any more gifts to it....
It doesn't make any difference...
........

Wait, it does!!
Making me more oblivious to it....

I'm so inconsolable right now....
Stuck in the middle of love, friendship and hate........
GOD SAVE ME!!!

~Kek Lok Si~

Although I'm cool...
But I really care!!
You don't see me looking at your way...
I won't talk to you...
But that doesn't mean...
I don't love you...

Although I rarely mention about you...
I don't do much to please you...
I haven't sms you since God knows when...
But that doesn't mean...
I don't love you...

Although I don't look like someone who's in love...
I may not be good-looking enough for you...
I'm not as clever as you think...
But that doesn't mean...
I don't love you...

Every night I think of you...
You have the cutest smile...
You have the cutest face...
You have the cutest size...
Oh! How I yearn to embrace you in my arms again...

I've been missing you like mad...
And your face looks like mad...
The incompletion of gadgets gets you mad...
So how am I going to stop you getting mad?

I've angered Ex-Koperal...
Unintentionally...
You guys misunderstood what I said...
If it weren't for you...
I WOULDN'T EVEN THOUGHT OF SAYING SORRY!!!

I gave up the things I love...
Because I love you...
I accept the things I hate...
Because I love you...
I get nothing in the end...
Because I know...
In your heart...
In your diary...
In your memories...
There's never a Ivy....

I Love You

Everytime the moon awakes...
Your words tickle my heart again...
As I can never "unlove" you...
Because...Umm...I just can't...

Everytime I mentioned of you...
Whole-heartedly I mentioned...
But when it comes to your face...
I can't remember how you looked like...
That's why wherever I go...
I have a picture of you...

Whenever you talk to me...
I would strut and look away...
Because if I looked at you long enough...
I must go back home and hit my head against the wall...
At the same time sayin...
"Who the hell I gave my heart to? A Marsian?"

Haha...
That's why I never really remember your face...
Talk about your voice...
Thank god coz you seldom talk....
It's bad in the fact that I don't get to learn Marsian French...

One funny friend even said I look like you?
Really?
Does this mean I'm in love with myself?
Hahahhaha!!
Mirror mirror on the wall...
Do you know I'm the cutest of them all??
(Better say yes or I'm throwin you to the dump)

No matter how Marsian you look...
I'll always love you...
I love the cuteness in you (Providing the facts that you have antaennas on your head)
I love the way you talk to me ( It's so sweet that I'm gonna get diabetes)
I love your thin eyes ( Because you can't see me when I'm kissing with someone else)

I mourn you every noon...
Yeah, right there...
Just on your lawn...
Unfortunately for my sincerity...
Why do I have to be poured by your apple juice??

See?
How I love you with all my heart...
I miss you...
Everytime I think of you...
The dinosaurs appear (which I don't think they ever did since my birth)

Although I didn't talk to you for like months...
But please be reminded...
You still have my heart!!

Love Razor(Ain't I the sweetest?)

He/She Tend or You Noob?

Most Asians are narrow-minded....
That's why sometimes I look at them with such disdain....
People say funny characters and funny things are from the West....
Hey, that's someone your own size....

For example, Showoffism (Show off)....
I decided to write this article(purposely using English) to teach those noobies(losers) some lesson....
Of course, after reading Violet's (Aka Brattie Grannie's) blog....www.violetjovovich.blogspot.com
Now let me start the story:

You know, sometimes I get puked off when someone says I'm a show off just by saying three ENGLISH words that are expected to be seen in kindergarden books: Take the ball....
Hey, who doesn't know these words....
I mean, come on people!!
Don't you know the meaning of : Take the ball?
Hahahahahah!! Very funny....

Sometimes people spoil their self-value and dignity just by getting all amazed and jealous at simple things that people do...
I mean, do you say someone's a show off just because he knows how to go to toilet?
HEY!!! SAY IT~!!
Itsn't going to the toilet a great thing?
I mean a great great thing!!!
Come on, say with me : Sh-ow-of-f....

Sometimes people are just so funny....
They know what is the meaning of : Take the ball....
And yet they say someone's a show off....
Just like they know how to go to toilet....
But funnily, they don't say that someone's a show off.....
One word, cute~

I know people who are finding a hard time understanding the crown's English is discouraging people not to say it....
Hey, have you heard of the adage: " Don't say that the grape is sour when you're unable to taste it"....
I hate these kind of people....
But I don't blame God...
You know, who's gonna sell Char Koey Tiao when I blame them....

Learning to communicate in English doesn't mean you're a show off....
When you find someone saying words like : I lend your book

YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF: I LEND YOUR BOOK

No matter how many people thinks I'm a show off just by speaking English at an appropriate time or whenever I like...
I would still speak it as if they are a bunch of imbecile ( malfunctioning as in robots) boy bimbos and bimbos...

Here, I would also like to thank Torty for standing up for me....
Another story:
Tittle: Defence Against Bimbo (Codename: DAB)

Time: Forgotten
Date: Don't even think about it
Venue: School, most of the action happen in school...
Characters: Me, Tort and a bimbo girl

Let's make it an abridgement:
Yeah, and again, I spoke English in school for like the 567th time...
Yet that forgotten slut bimbo opened her whore mouth and said:
"SHOW OFF!!"
Before I stuff a hundred bees into her mouth....
Tort's words shot her first:
She spoke in English not because she's a show off, it's because your English's too noob!!
Another glimpse, whoosh....
That bimbo's gone, like in seconds!!
Well, you know what they say, the pen's mightier than the sword (But not when it comes to the machine gun)
Thanks tort!!

Instead of the pretenders (cool name huh? )....
There's the snobs...

Another story:
Entitled: Snob Attack ( Codename: SA)

Time: Morning....
Date:?/?/2009
Venue: Planet Earth
Characters: Same old animals but not for the bimbo girl....

So I was speaking English again....
Not oblivious of the girl beside me....
I spoke broken English...
You know, people, especially Chinese get p*ss** off when another Chinese speak English....
And you know what she did?
She said something truly amazing:
"Broken English" ( As if I didn't know what I was doing)
Thanks again tort, this time, when I was about to make her remember me for the rest of her life...
And again, tort to the rescue!
Tort said it like in prefect English, perfectly no mistake ( She might as well do that when it comes to exam, just joking)
"If you're so good at English, why don't you speak it?"
That 2nd bimbo was like speechless and puuuffff....
Another bimbo "disapparated"...
Thanks tort!!
You're the best!




If you think you're not a snob or a pretender, just skip the dark crimson paragraph below:

Hey, if you disagree with my opinions....
Then just pack your bags and head for another planet that doesn't accept English as the international language rather than waste your time leaving meaningless comments here...


So, in short....
Next time I hear someone calling me or anyone a show off....
I will show off what I really can do to make them shut up their Englishphobic mouth...


~End~

The Most Beautiful Girl

Who are you....
To have such prefect curves....
To have the lips of an angel....
To have the coal-black hair like no others....

Who are you....
To make her....
Come to me every day....
Just to catch a glimpse of your sunny face...

Who are you.....
To stop me from talking.....
To the most interesting people on Earth....
To make me lost control of my eyes....

Who are you....
To appear to me....
Everytime I saw you....
You are on your best....

Who are you....
To be so sweet....
Even I could feel it....
While you're in his arms....

Who are you....
To have such mesmerizing eyes....
That makes any other thing less valuable....
That locks my eyes to yours....

Who are you....
To make others fall head over heels over you....
To make them unable to sleep...
When all you do is exist....

Who are you....
That I forgot to flatter....
That I forgot to check out....
That I forgot to knew better....

Who are you....
To be so successful....
To be so dedicated....
To be so mesmerizing....
To be so breathtaking....
To be so kind....
To be so .....
BEAUTIFUL....


I wrote this to the most beautiful girl I've ever met....
I don't know what she's made of but most probably drugs....
Hint: She's ugly when she starts speaking

无能....干脆去做马来人好了...

哈哈哈哈哈哈！！！！
你们无能！！！！

当然咯....就是无能....
才要戴一条东西...让人家恨你们这些.....
无能的家伙......

哈哈哈哈！！！
能做的东西自己做啦.....
哦！！对了！！！
我忘记了....
你们不是我！！！！
需要靠有影响力的人士来完成目的地.....
我还真奇怪....
那个走江湖的剑侠竟然会被他们利用！！！！
还给无能的人利用哇哈哈哈哈哈！！！

大众嘛.....
民主国家嘛.....
要众人的支持是很重要的.....
因为需要人家投票让你上位嘛.....
我明白....
我在这边不是Perli你....
我只是要跟你说....
你是XXX，不是木偶....

教你玩力量，玩政治.....
你要人家的支持是可以.....
但你是领导层....
扫地，洗碗不是你做的东西.....
你有看林冠英为了得到票数而做狗做马的咩......
他是“一鸣惊人”....
每样东西是大Project....
而且懂得拒绝人的（我想强调）：小及损身份的要求....
物以稀为贵嘛....
他越厉害说No....
他的Yes嘛不就越值钱咯....

我们尊敬你.....
我们不愿意看着你被人酱玩.....
谁想看到我们的苏丹为了在世界有位而帮Obama抹鞋子....
不要傻了....

我们知道你进退两难.....
但你要知道.....
谁是谁的牺牲品.....
请不要为了面子而做错事....

至于那些无能的人.....
嗨哟...不能说你们说到酱一文不值啦....
至少你们知道肮脏的工要丢给别人做.....
哈哈哈哈哈！！！

你们要叫我们做东西就叫啦.....
我们很厉害帮你们拿碗拿盘的嘛.....
现在要打破自己的饭碗哦？？
哈哈～～

团规没有写到休息节吃东西慢是罪叻.....
你们不能叫到我们嘛.....
所以就叫对我们有效的人咯......
嗨哟...你们不是全部坏人啦....
自己啊...也不要拉你们的队友下水.....
还有那个最矮的啊.....
不要以为你姐姐大力....
你就也很大力....
我也不会等你姐姐毕业来整你....
我答应你，你睡觉前一定会想到我....
然后就哭....
哭给你的姐姐看....
你的姐姐问kenapa哭.....
你就Ai kong Mai kong....
最后还是kong了....

然后咯，你的姐姐就找我们算帐咯.....
虽然原因都没有关到你姐姐和我们咯.....
有没有看Transformers？
他的Movie Line Is What？
Their War, Our Planet....（他们的战争，我们的家园）
哈哈哈哈！！
就像这样咯....

你的仗，我们打.....

拍手拍手.....

橙色是预测篇....

哈哈...你们的东西.....
不要烧到这边来哦......................................
你们的目的是（还要我这个外人讲）：
在钟敲之前把我们送回班....
不是比赛看谁能最快把学生送回班.....
那你们干脆把食堂关掉好了....
一敲钟休息就全部学生回班了....
日新记录！！

从此以后.....
我发现我很难放回碗.....
我会放在你们Duty站的位....
当作是我拜祭你们的菜肴....
不用客气～～～

*~AGM~*（下篇）

Continue write from my last time de blog....
No matter how angry that no use de ppl also useless la....
Khai Yin koperal then ask me lo....

Then I say the reason lo....
Then she talk about the things lo....
Then Lyn-Hui jun guan and Chooi Wen jun guan come lo....
Then talk talk talk lo....

The most cekong de thing is....
Khai Yin koperal because of me cry two nights!!!!
I hear liao tiok che kia!!!
Who will so wei da to pull me until she can cry 1.....

Because of me.....
Her PM got one time is sad de.....
Because of me.....
She need to worry so many days....
Because of me....
She need to liu xiao.....
Because of me.....
She hurt tiok....
Because of me.....
SHE CRIED!!!

I still cannot believe I made her cry....
WHY!!!!
IVY PHAN ARH.....
YOU NOT SAY THINGS CANNOT BURN UNTIL OTHER THINGS DE MIE!!!
YOU SAD ALSO CANNOT LET OTHER PPL SAD!!!
LET SO HAPPY DE PPL CRY GOK!!!!

Chooi Wen jun guan got say one 名句精华....
But is from outside 1(Not textbook)....
I dun understand the meaning....
But the main point is come activity nia lo...

Lyn-Hui jun guan say I am a family member....
And a piece of puzzle....
If no tiok me, then the puzzle not complete.....
If no tiok me, then the family macam missing one ppl....

At night she repeat this again....
Walau eh, I jing ran cry!!
I dunno why I cry until so sad....
But at least I know I'm very sorry for making Khai Yin koperal cry...
(Koperal的暗恋者请不要K我，我已经以泪还泪了）

Then after all that....
Chooi Wen jun guan call us to a classroom to eat things....
We eat until so full nia~~~
Then chat with them chat until 6pm baru go home....
So xin fu....
Last time macam kawan bercakap....
From here know so many things.....
That Teddy Panda arh....
Sit there two hours no open mouth to speak pun....
Teh nia....


3rd of May ends here....
In conclusion, I miss form 5.....
I know very fu yan but it's true...