I Love You

Everytime the moon awakes...
Your words tickle my heart again...
As I can never "unlove" you...
Because...Umm...I just can't...

Everytime I mentioned of you...
Whole-heartedly I mentioned...
But when it comes to your face...
I can't remember how you looked like...
That's why wherever I go...
I have a picture of you...

Whenever you talk to me...
I would strut and look away...
Because if I looked at you long enough...
I must go back home and hit my head against the wall...
At the same time sayin...
"Who the hell I gave my heart to? A Marsian?"

Haha...
That's why I never really remember your face...
Talk about your voice...
Thank god coz you seldom talk....
It's bad in the fact that I don't get to learn Marsian French...

One funny friend even said I look like you?
Really?
Does this mean I'm in love with myself?
Hahahhaha!!
Mirror mirror on the wall...
Do you know I'm the cutest of them all??
(Better say yes or I'm throwin you to the dump)

No matter how Marsian you look...
I'll always love you...
I love the cuteness in you (Providing the facts that you have antaennas on your head)
I love the way you talk to me ( It's so sweet that I'm gonna get diabetes)
I love your thin eyes ( Because you can't see me when I'm kissing with someone else)

I mourn you every noon...
Yeah, right there...
Just on your lawn...
Unfortunately for my sincerity...
Why do I have to be poured by your apple juice??

See?
How I love you with all my heart...
I miss you...
Everytime I think of you...
The dinosaurs appear (which I don't think they ever did since my birth)

Although I didn't talk to you for like months...
But please be reminded...
You still have my heart!!

Love Razor(Ain't I the sweetest?)

He/She Tend or You Noob?

Most Asians are narrow-minded....
That's why sometimes I look at them with such disdain....
People say funny characters and funny things are from the West....
Hey, that's someone your own size....

For example, Showoffism (Show off)....
I decided to write this article(purposely using English) to teach those noobies(losers) some lesson....
Of course, after reading Violet's (Aka Brattie Grannie's) blog....www.violetjovovich.blogspot.com
Now let me start the story:

You know, sometimes I get puked off when someone says I'm a show off just by saying three ENGLISH words that are expected to be seen in kindergarden books: Take the ball....
Hey, who doesn't know these words....
I mean, come on people!!
Don't you know the meaning of : Take the ball?
Hahahahahah!! Very funny....

Sometimes people spoil their self-value and dignity just by getting all amazed and jealous at simple things that people do...
I mean, do you say someone's a show off just because he knows how to go to toilet?
HEY!!! SAY IT~!!
Itsn't going to the toilet a great thing?
I mean a great great thing!!!
Come on, say with me : Sh-ow-of-f....

Sometimes people are just so funny....
They know what is the meaning of : Take the ball....
And yet they say someone's a show off....
Just like they know how to go to toilet....
But funnily, they don't say that someone's a show off.....
One word, cute~

I know people who are finding a hard time understanding the crown's English is discouraging people not to say it....
Hey, have you heard of the adage: " Don't say that the grape is sour when you're unable to taste it"....
I hate these kind of people....
But I don't blame God...
You know, who's gonna sell Char Koey Tiao when I blame them....

Learning to communicate in English doesn't mean you're a show off....
When you find someone saying words like : I lend your book

YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF: I LEND YOUR BOOK

No matter how many people thinks I'm a show off just by speaking English at an appropriate time or whenever I like...
I would still speak it as if they are a bunch of imbecile ( malfunctioning as in robots) boy bimbos and bimbos...

Here, I would also like to thank Torty for standing up for me....
Another story:
Tittle: Defence Against Bimbo (Codename: DAB)

Time: Forgotten
Date: Don't even think about it
Venue: School, most of the action happen in school...
Characters: Me, Tort and a bimbo girl

Let's make it an abridgement:
Yeah, and again, I spoke English in school for like the 567th time...
Yet that forgotten slut bimbo opened her whore mouth and said:
"SHOW OFF!!"
Before I stuff a hundred bees into her mouth....
Tort's words shot her first:
She spoke in English not because she's a show off, it's because your English's too noob!!
Another glimpse, whoosh....
That bimbo's gone, like in seconds!!
Well, you know what they say, the pen's mightier than the sword (But not when it comes to the machine gun)
Thanks tort!!

Instead of the pretenders (cool name huh? )....
There's the snobs...

Another story:
Entitled: Snob Attack ( Codename: SA)

Time: Morning....
Date:?/?/2009
Venue: Planet Earth
Characters: Same old animals but not for the bimbo girl....

So I was speaking English again....
Not oblivious of the girl beside me....
I spoke broken English...
You know, people, especially Chinese get p*ss** off when another Chinese speak English....
And you know what she did?
She said something truly amazing:
"Broken English" ( As if I didn't know what I was doing)
Thanks again tort, this time, when I was about to make her remember me for the rest of her life...
And again, tort to the rescue!
Tort said it like in prefect English, perfectly no mistake ( She might as well do that when it comes to exam, just joking)
"If you're so good at English, why don't you speak it?"
That 2nd bimbo was like speechless and puuuffff....
Another bimbo "disapparated"...
Thanks tort!!
You're the best!




If you think you're not a snob or a pretender, just skip the dark crimson paragraph below:

Hey, if you disagree with my opinions....
Then just pack your bags and head for another planet that doesn't accept English as the international language rather than waste your time leaving meaningless comments here...


So, in short....
Next time I hear someone calling me or anyone a show off....
I will show off what I really can do to make them shut up their Englishphobic mouth...


~End~