Yo! It's Been A Long Time!

Hey, I'm back in action....
It's a while since I've updated my life...
Here's a little something to catch up:

• We broke up, it was a lie! Goddamnit!! (I wish I could write out all the four-letter words,oh well, image matters).Well, it wasn't a breakup actually, that ***** says that we didn't even started. Oh well, it's good to know I've played a big part in that *****'s life. I've changed her...
• I quitted Jit Sin's basketball team, and how could coach Lugged tells me to stop playing basketball and play other sports instead?It was a coward's act to retreat when we are faced with challenges, I'm sorry coach, you're not here to read my blog
• I found my talent of being a 3-pointer since god-knows-when
• Someone tried to stab me by not letting me work for the Pearl,and I ended up better! Working personally for the Pearl's AJK, live in a suite with kitchen and a double bed in Paradise hotel(which is the same hotel the Australian basketball hotties live) and don't have to be on time.
• I rocked PMR, and now I regret it, I hate being in that class...With two #$%^$@# and a tall prefect who friendly fired me (on purpose goddamnit) when we played paintball (He has a heart which knows how to plot<I'm back!! I'm joining the cadets again. Chairperson asked if I wanted to be an AJK (99% is no way!), but then I attended this camp called "Camp Intensif"(Weird English and Malay combination), I realised why every generation of committee unwillingly accepted the job or being a cmt. TO ENSURE THE SWEET MEMORIES OF BEING A CADET PASSES ON TO THE NEXT GENERATION OF MEMBERS. AND I'M HONOURED TO PIKUL THIS TANGGUNGJAWAB!!
• I'm selabretin NEW YEAR'S EVE with my best buddies from the cadets! I miss them so much since that camp. It's a good thing we're back together again. It's two years until permanent separation!! FRIENDS FOREVER!
• I hate my new class, I'm afraid that I will lose my confidence when I don't top it! Man, should have passed up a blank paper...

First Time

Okay....
This is the first time I pat tor ( Has a boyfriend/girlfriend)
You know...
It was weird...
I was going to confess to you then you came to confess to me....
Finally, I can kick that b**** I once loved outta my life....
I finally get things straight...
I am worth more than that b**** and deserve to be loved like I love someone....
Then you came into my life...
Thanks....
You save me from a relationship no different than a flower that never blooms...

Umm...
Like I said, this IS the first time....
So I don't really know what to do or what should I do........
hold hands, hug, kiss??
Skip Skip Skip....
I don't feel like doing all those...
Especially we will never get to meet alone....
Totally chaperoned by the unknowing crowd and team mates....

I'm quite sorry....
I promised you I'd be the most romantic mate as soon as you're in my sight...
It turns out that I only talked to you twice in 5 hours....
Oblivious of you, excited with my basketball....
I don't want to let you feel desserted...
I don't want my coach down either....
So let just say I don't want to flirt with you in the public...
Because I don't want the other team mates to know of our relationship....
Trust me, it will totally ruin our team work....
Besides, I wanted a time-out whenever there's basketball practice....
I want myself to focus on the ball instead of you....


But, the major contributing factor is that I'm not yet ready to exchange our friendship with love...
Sometimes I feel shy and digusted at the thought of flirting with you....
Really....
Yeah, I DO like you(not yet love) but I am not rushing this relationship....
Because I am not rushing to get married....
Who knows, maybe we'll move on a bit slower or break up(which I don't really look into)...

I know you were at tuition when we had a training yesterday...
But I saw something interesting at the court: A loving couple...
They were actually flirting, but to us, they were having sex....
The girl was caressing the guy's thighs,buttocks and the guy's tying her hair...
The guy's hugging her waist and he almost kissed her (Why almost, not kissing? I don't like to see people kiss)
My friend and I almost took up a slingshot to shoot them....
It looks....shameful and disgusting....
They were so young but they acted as if they have sex every night...
You could see from there because they were so "deeply in love" , touching here touching there...(So much for the touch n go card)
Sometimes I pray for these kinda couples...
Because they either end up pregnant or break up....
It's never a happy ending...

It is impossible for us to get pregnant...
But I want you to know that I like you very much...
And gambateh in your exam...;)

Lovesick...

Hut-Chiuuuuu.......
Obviously, I'm being attacked by love virus....
I'm missing that temple so much that I can hardly feel that I'm happy alone...
I'm very confused over our relationship....
Sometimes it cares for me and sometimes it thinks replying me is a stupid thing....
This is a very special temple that only talks at night....
I wonder why....

I doubt the line between us....
It cares about me yets says it doesn't love me...
I'm so lost...lost....
I keep falling in and out of love with it...
It's like I love it now and I don't love it the next second....
When I know more about it and it turns out that I love it now...
My heart was broken and healed....
The process repeats in a short period of time...
Which will result in me malfunctioning....

I love it very much...
But I no more have the courage to be any nearer to it....
After experiencing a fatal damage to my heart...
It's like you push someone you love out of the road thus being went over by a vehicle....
And that person doesn't feel any more grateful and leaves you lying in the hospital ward....
Healing yourself and your heart...
You risked your life for that person....
In return, that person risked the goodness in him to hurt you....
I know it sounds funny but you might cry when you're the one being run over by a car for a no-good fellow....

Ahem, continue...
I don't dare to flirt, say "I love you" or bother to make it happy....
Six more days until it's birthday....
Last year, I sent a present to it...
But it doesn't seemed very happy....
So I decided not to give any more gifts to it....
It doesn't make any difference...
........

Wait, it does!!
Making me more oblivious to it....

I'm so inconsolable right now....
Stuck in the middle of love, friendship and hate........
GOD SAVE ME!!!

~Kek Lok Si~

Although I'm cool...
But I really care!!
You don't see me looking at your way...
I won't talk to you...
But that doesn't mean...
I don't love you...

Although I rarely mention about you...
I don't do much to please you...
I haven't sms you since God knows when...
But that doesn't mean...
I don't love you...

Although I don't look like someone who's in love...
I may not be good-looking enough for you...
I'm not as clever as you think...
But that doesn't mean...
I don't love you...

Every night I think of you...
You have the cutest smile...
You have the cutest face...
You have the cutest size...
Oh! How I yearn to embrace you in my arms again...

I've been missing you like mad...
And your face looks like mad...
The incompletion of gadgets gets you mad...
So how am I going to stop you getting mad?

I've angered Ex-Koperal...
Unintentionally...
You guys misunderstood what I said...
If it weren't for you...
I WOULDN'T EVEN THOUGHT OF SAYING SORRY!!!

I gave up the things I love...
Because I love you...
I accept the things I hate...
Because I love you...
I get nothing in the end...
Because I know...
In your heart...
In your diary...
In your memories...
There's never a Ivy....

I Love You

Everytime the moon awakes...
Your words tickle my heart again...
As I can never "unlove" you...
Because...Umm...I just can't...

Everytime I mentioned of you...
Whole-heartedly I mentioned...
But when it comes to your face...
I can't remember how you looked like...
That's why wherever I go...
I have a picture of you...

Whenever you talk to me...
I would strut and look away...
Because if I looked at you long enough...
I must go back home and hit my head against the wall...
At the same time sayin...
"Who the hell I gave my heart to? A Marsian?"

Haha...
That's why I never really remember your face...
Talk about your voice...
Thank god coz you seldom talk....
It's bad in the fact that I don't get to learn Marsian French...

One funny friend even said I look like you?
Really?
Does this mean I'm in love with myself?
Hahahhaha!!
Mirror mirror on the wall...
Do you know I'm the cutest of them all??
(Better say yes or I'm throwin you to the dump)

No matter how Marsian you look...
I'll always love you...
I love the cuteness in you (Providing the facts that you have antaennas on your head)
I love the way you talk to me ( It's so sweet that I'm gonna get diabetes)
I love your thin eyes ( Because you can't see me when I'm kissing with someone else)

I mourn you every noon...
Yeah, right there...
Just on your lawn...
Unfortunately for my sincerity...
Why do I have to be poured by your apple juice??

See?
How I love you with all my heart...
I miss you...
Everytime I think of you...
The dinosaurs appear (which I don't think they ever did since my birth)

Although I didn't talk to you for like months...
But please be reminded...
You still have my heart!!

Love Razor(Ain't I the sweetest?)

He/She Tend or You Noob?

Most Asians are narrow-minded....
That's why sometimes I look at them with such disdain....
People say funny characters and funny things are from the West....
Hey, that's someone your own size....

For example, Showoffism (Show off)....
I decided to write this article(purposely using English) to teach those noobies(losers) some lesson....
Of course, after reading Violet's (Aka Brattie Grannie's) blog....www.violetjovovich.blogspot.com
Now let me start the story:

You know, sometimes I get puked off when someone says I'm a show off just by saying three ENGLISH words that are expected to be seen in kindergarden books: Take the ball....
Hey, who doesn't know these words....
I mean, come on people!!
Don't you know the meaning of : Take the ball?
Hahahahahah!! Very funny....

Sometimes people spoil their self-value and dignity just by getting all amazed and jealous at simple things that people do...
I mean, do you say someone's a show off just because he knows how to go to toilet?
HEY!!! SAY IT~!!
Itsn't going to the toilet a great thing?
I mean a great great thing!!!
Come on, say with me : Sh-ow-of-f....

Sometimes people are just so funny....
They know what is the meaning of : Take the ball....
And yet they say someone's a show off....
Just like they know how to go to toilet....
But funnily, they don't say that someone's a show off.....
One word, cute~

I know people who are finding a hard time understanding the crown's English is discouraging people not to say it....
Hey, have you heard of the adage: " Don't say that the grape is sour when you're unable to taste it"....
I hate these kind of people....
But I don't blame God...
You know, who's gonna sell Char Koey Tiao when I blame them....

Learning to communicate in English doesn't mean you're a show off....
When you find someone saying words like : I lend your book

YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF: I LEND YOUR BOOK

No matter how many people thinks I'm a show off just by speaking English at an appropriate time or whenever I like...
I would still speak it as if they are a bunch of imbecile ( malfunctioning as in robots) boy bimbos and bimbos...

Here, I would also like to thank Torty for standing up for me....
Another story:
Tittle: Defence Against Bimbo (Codename: DAB)

Time: Forgotten
Date: Don't even think about it
Venue: School, most of the action happen in school...
Characters: Me, Tort and a bimbo girl

Let's make it an abridgement:
Yeah, and again, I spoke English in school for like the 567th time...
Yet that forgotten slut bimbo opened her whore mouth and said:
"SHOW OFF!!"
Before I stuff a hundred bees into her mouth....
Tort's words shot her first:
She spoke in English not because she's a show off, it's because your English's too noob!!
Another glimpse, whoosh....
That bimbo's gone, like in seconds!!
Well, you know what they say, the pen's mightier than the sword (But not when it comes to the machine gun)
Thanks tort!!

Instead of the pretenders (cool name huh? )....
There's the snobs...

Another story:
Entitled: Snob Attack ( Codename: SA)

Time: Morning....
Date:?/?/2009
Venue: Planet Earth
Characters: Same old animals but not for the bimbo girl....

So I was speaking English again....
Not oblivious of the girl beside me....
I spoke broken English...
You know, people, especially Chinese get p*ss** off when another Chinese speak English....
And you know what she did?
She said something truly amazing:
"Broken English" ( As if I didn't know what I was doing)
Thanks again tort, this time, when I was about to make her remember me for the rest of her life...
And again, tort to the rescue!
Tort said it like in prefect English, perfectly no mistake ( She might as well do that when it comes to exam, just joking)
"If you're so good at English, why don't you speak it?"
That 2nd bimbo was like speechless and puuuffff....
Another bimbo "disapparated"...
Thanks tort!!
You're the best!




If you think you're not a snob or a pretender, just skip the dark crimson paragraph below:

Hey, if you disagree with my opinions....
Then just pack your bags and head for another planet that doesn't accept English as the international language rather than waste your time leaving meaningless comments here...


So, in short....
Next time I hear someone calling me or anyone a show off....
I will show off what I really can do to make them shut up their Englishphobic mouth...


~End~

The Most Beautiful Girl

Who are you....
To have such prefect curves....
To have the lips of an angel....
To have the coal-black hair like no others....

Who are you....
To make her....
Come to me every day....
Just to catch a glimpse of your sunny face...

Who are you.....
To stop me from talking.....
To the most interesting people on Earth....
To make me lost control of my eyes....

Who are you....
To appear to me....
Everytime I saw you....
You are on your best....

Who are you....
To be so sweet....
Even I could feel it....
While you're in his arms....

Who are you....
To have such mesmerizing eyes....
That makes any other thing less valuable....
That locks my eyes to yours....

Who are you....
To make others fall head over heels over you....
To make them unable to sleep...
When all you do is exist....

Who are you....
That I forgot to flatter....
That I forgot to check out....
That I forgot to knew better....

Who are you....
To be so successful....
To be so dedicated....
To be so mesmerizing....
To be so breathtaking....
To be so kind....
To be so .....
BEAUTIFUL....


I wrote this to the most beautiful girl I've ever met....
I don't know what she's made of but most probably drugs....
Hint: She's ugly when she starts speaking

无能....干脆去做马来人好了...

哈哈哈哈哈哈！！！！
你们无能！！！！

当然咯....就是无能....
才要戴一条东西...让人家恨你们这些.....
无能的家伙......

哈哈哈哈！！！
能做的东西自己做啦.....
哦！！对了！！！
我忘记了....
你们不是我！！！！
需要靠有影响力的人士来完成目的地.....
我还真奇怪....
那个走江湖的剑侠竟然会被他们利用！！！！
还给无能的人利用哇哈哈哈哈哈！！！

大众嘛.....
民主国家嘛.....
要众人的支持是很重要的.....
因为需要人家投票让你上位嘛.....
我明白....
我在这边不是Perli你....
我只是要跟你说....
你是XXX，不是木偶....

教你玩力量，玩政治.....
你要人家的支持是可以.....
但你是领导层....
扫地，洗碗不是你做的东西.....
你有看林冠英为了得到票数而做狗做马的咩......
他是“一鸣惊人”....
每样东西是大Project....
而且懂得拒绝人的（我想强调）：小及损身份的要求....
物以稀为贵嘛....
他越厉害说No....
他的Yes嘛不就越值钱咯....

我们尊敬你.....
我们不愿意看着你被人酱玩.....
谁想看到我们的苏丹为了在世界有位而帮Obama抹鞋子....
不要傻了....

我们知道你进退两难.....
但你要知道.....
谁是谁的牺牲品.....
请不要为了面子而做错事....

至于那些无能的人.....
嗨哟...不能说你们说到酱一文不值啦....
至少你们知道肮脏的工要丢给别人做.....
哈哈哈哈哈！！！

你们要叫我们做东西就叫啦.....
我们很厉害帮你们拿碗拿盘的嘛.....
现在要打破自己的饭碗哦？？
哈哈～～

团规没有写到休息节吃东西慢是罪叻.....
你们不能叫到我们嘛.....
所以就叫对我们有效的人咯......
嗨哟...你们不是全部坏人啦....
自己啊...也不要拉你们的队友下水.....
还有那个最矮的啊.....
不要以为你姐姐大力....
你就也很大力....
我也不会等你姐姐毕业来整你....
我答应你，你睡觉前一定会想到我....
然后就哭....
哭给你的姐姐看....
你的姐姐问kenapa哭.....
你就Ai kong Mai kong....
最后还是kong了....

然后咯，你的姐姐就找我们算帐咯.....
虽然原因都没有关到你姐姐和我们咯.....
有没有看Transformers？
他的Movie Line Is What？
Their War, Our Planet....（他们的战争，我们的家园）
哈哈哈哈！！
就像这样咯....

你的仗，我们打.....

拍手拍手.....

橙色是预测篇....

哈哈...你们的东西.....
不要烧到这边来哦......................................
你们的目的是（还要我这个外人讲）：
在钟敲之前把我们送回班....
不是比赛看谁能最快把学生送回班.....
那你们干脆把食堂关掉好了....
一敲钟休息就全部学生回班了....
日新记录！！

从此以后.....
我发现我很难放回碗.....
我会放在你们Duty站的位....
当作是我拜祭你们的菜肴....
不用客气～～～

*~AGM~*（下篇）

Continue write from my last time de blog....
No matter how angry that no use de ppl also useless la....
Khai Yin koperal then ask me lo....

Then I say the reason lo....
Then she talk about the things lo....
Then Lyn-Hui jun guan and Chooi Wen jun guan come lo....
Then talk talk talk lo....

The most cekong de thing is....
Khai Yin koperal because of me cry two nights!!!!
I hear liao tiok che kia!!!
Who will so wei da to pull me until she can cry 1.....

Because of me.....
Her PM got one time is sad de.....
Because of me.....
She need to worry so many days....
Because of me....
She need to liu xiao.....
Because of me.....
She hurt tiok....
Because of me.....
SHE CRIED!!!

I still cannot believe I made her cry....
WHY!!!!
IVY PHAN ARH.....
YOU NOT SAY THINGS CANNOT BURN UNTIL OTHER THINGS DE MIE!!!
YOU SAD ALSO CANNOT LET OTHER PPL SAD!!!
LET SO HAPPY DE PPL CRY GOK!!!!

Chooi Wen jun guan got say one 名句精华....
But is from outside 1(Not textbook)....
I dun understand the meaning....
But the main point is come activity nia lo...

Lyn-Hui jun guan say I am a family member....
And a piece of puzzle....
If no tiok me, then the puzzle not complete.....
If no tiok me, then the family macam missing one ppl....

At night she repeat this again....
Walau eh, I jing ran cry!!
I dunno why I cry until so sad....
But at least I know I'm very sorry for making Khai Yin koperal cry...
(Koperal的暗恋者请不要K我，我已经以泪还泪了）

Then after all that....
Chooi Wen jun guan call us to a classroom to eat things....
We eat until so full nia~~~
Then chat with them chat until 6pm baru go home....
So xin fu....
Last time macam kawan bercakap....
From here know so many things.....
That Teddy Panda arh....
Sit there two hours no open mouth to speak pun....
Teh nia....


3rd of May ends here....
In conclusion, I miss form 5.....
I know very fu yan but it's true...

*~AGM~* (上篇)

AGM lo.....
I xi sheng le my sleep to come to AGM....
So wei da....

Then AGM start lo.....
At DK2....
Sarjan call us to say fu yi...
Whatever fu yi then correct liao....
Then until my turn to say fu yi...
Then they ask for one Pencadang....
I so mempersiasui nia...
I stand up and say fu yi....
Then got many ppl laugh....
I very paiseh then sit....
When they ask for penyokong...
I baru stand up and say fu yi...
So teh and paiseh nia....
I myself aslo smile until cannot stop...

Then go take picture lo....
After that, go classroom lo...

At the classroom, form 5 say who wan go down and bring gift come up then go....
We form 3 so yeng, sit there diam diam no move tiok....
Then they very qi guai....
The most cham de is Lui and Zoe tiok Chooi Wen jun guan attack....
Actually is Lui 1, but change target become Zoe...
Zoe so clever, say no prepare...
Syiok tiok!!

Then wan they sign the booklet lo....
So syiok nia, I one ppl let them sign at least 3 times....
(But hor I juz found out I no ask Xin Lun jun guan write gok)....
At this time, I always mistaken Ee Teng koperal as jun guan....
Haiz....

Then I play until too high liao....
Then Chooi Wen jun guan and Lyn-Hui jun guan also high....
The most surprisie(read in kuang dong ua) the thing is they use the cake to "colour" my face!!!
I scare tiok....
Then they play until so high, they gan cui write my hand, give me earings made of cake...

I macam drink until mabuk, sing and sing and sing....
I eat tiok Mei Fang jun guan de cake, I promise her I wan buy her a new cake (I mean slice)...
The most fun de thing is....
I go and collect "I love you"s....
I ask every one of them to sign that they love me....
So xin fu nia...
Only three ppl no write nia: Xin Lun jun guan(sorry I know you want to write), Khai Yin koperal (This one 谈条件1，价钱还很贵咯，不过因为难得而且她很美，所以得到了也有炫耀的价值），Sarjan（我明白，她是认真人物，她是不会玩这种东西的）

My booklet got so many things and 临时memories....
I ask Tien Min jun guan draw one violin for me....
Let Khai Yin koperal say is pear...Hahaha!!

I ask Ee Teng koperal draw one duck....
Walau eh!!! Her drawing let ppl see then know is duck!!!!

(Coz she write one "duck" word and circle it)
Hahahahhahahaah!!!

Then I ask Wan Xin jun guan to draw a caligraphy use de brush...
But I think she misunderstood my meaning...
Write my chinese name vertically....
But nice....!!

The only thing I got from Xin Lun jun guan is....
How to grow tall de secret....
Xin Qin jun guan also got tell me the secret....
Of Growing tall....

Hahha...
Got another say 条件1 ppl is Mei Fang jun guan....
I ask her to write....
She say write liao wan see me come activity....
Then I bargain and 讨价还价....
I say if I get 5 "I love you"s, then I will go training camp....
She agree wo!!!~~~

Then she write:
我<3你>

我告诉你....你在企图扮单纯...又在害人的话....

不要说我没有给你脸.......................................

我想声明....

我想声明.....
我没有说我要来活动...
所以请你们不要再问我为社么没有来.....
我回答到厌了...
我很固执地站在我的立场...
还有.....
我讨厌星期三....

你们要知道为社么吗？








因为我没穿Uniform还有中人Shiong....
我不爽，想打架...！！！
下一个Shiong我的人小心...
小心你的心爱的Uniform！！
我欠你的啦！？！？
一定要穿啦！？！？
没有穿可以给你Shiong啦！！
你没有给我薪水的咯！！
看好你的情况先咯！！

你酱喜欢Shiong是吗？
我的Half换你！！
高兴吗？我很！！！

*~Gathering~* + *~Cooking Comp~*

Today cooking com and gathering....
Cooking com so happy....
We got 1st runner up and our food so delicious....
Especially the honey+lemon drink....
Can 直接be tempat pelancongan....
来喝一次...RM1...都赚很够了....
Coz so many ppl come and drink...

Then hor mah gathering lo....
At first so fast round dance liao....
Then lead form 1 and form 2 to round dance lo.....
Walau eh, why so chuan 1....
When Chung Ling that time de round dance...
We dance no matter how extreme also wont chuan 1.....
And dance until really want to dance more....
Macam menjadi penagih tarian...
VERY VERY sad when they call us back to sit....
Whole time only round dance 4 times nia = 1 hour....
Haiz...

Here, they call us to sit, we want walk back to the seat also can die liao....
My throat can straight be Sahara Desert....
Then lead them so hard....
They so gai, call them to dance they can wait until you tell them the 4th time....
Then baru dance 1....
I always U-turn back to check...
Coz after I go liao, they no dance liao....
Macam play computer games nia....
If I go away, then the bad guys come liao....
Then come back, the bad guys die liao....
Then got bad guys lagi....

Then the ex-committee came....
Haiz, dun dare to look them straight in the face.....
Coz scare I mengabaikan tugas saya....
Haiz....
Last time I too focus on them, then my things all langgar...
So many things no do...Haiz.....

By this time they all sure know...
Why I no come liao la....
Since form 5 know liao lok.....
Actually I have many reason la......
1. I am not Neow Jia Hui xue jing, now so many things to do, can do die me 1, so I need to put down some permanent duties first....
2. Her lo, dunno how to mian dui, so gan ga....Haiz....
3. I hate marching, for the 231st time.....
4. I am too tired = my body can rosak because I have too many acitivities liao.....If wan go all = every weekend is training camp, I know I am slightly masculine, but hor I am still physically a feminine....

Even if they dunno, now read my blog marh know liao lo....

Haiz today morning she come....
Become so beautiful jor....
I kept checking her out once in a while....
But when afternoon gathering, she become slightly uglier liao....
Maybe night...Wahahah~~~
JKJK~~~~

Lui say she wear I give her de ring on a necklace....
I IVY PHAN KAI YI can say....
If she wear my ring, will have thunder....
If no thunder, I bow to you!!!

Luckily talk and talk and talk....
Is not I give her de ring...
Only then I phew......

Coz if she really wear....
I tonight cannot sleep liao....
I wan get over her liao.....
Then now throw me one responsibility wan love....
SHIT LA...................................

During gathering I stare zun zun in her eyes....
She avoid my eyes....
That also prove that ring bukan I give 1....

Then I go and talk with Lee Huey jun guan (aka brocolli/cauliflower)....
I tell her, her pajamas so beautiful (coz she say she gathering wan wear pajamas come)....
Then she si gui wu hui, (I guess la) think I perli their shirt..... (Ex-committee they all wear same shirt)...
Of course lo, when wan shake hands, she keep her hands away....
Then I quickly jie shi, she dun wan hear I also cannot do anything....
After all, I wont die without her....XD

Then mah round dance lo....
So leng chang....
All the form 1 all dun wan dance....
Then shout until pua si baru they dance....
At here, I wan thank form 2 for helping me....
When they all go item and left only me and wu gui to take care....
Especially Goh Jia Min and Poh Boon Hui....
TQTQ....

Then got one time they put Mambo Number 5....
I dance until so happy....
Then I solo with Tan Jia Hui....
We both solo 6 steps....But different style....
But so fun!!!

Got one time Joyce and Ong Yan Pin go out and sing like lovers.....
So cute and romantic....
But they dun seem want to hold each other's hand....
Hahas....
But they look exactly like a TB and a TG....
I very sensitive this kind of things 1....
So I dun really look at them much....

Then dance lo....
Then they ex and committee come out and dance....
Got one tambai de form 2 go and grab Chew Hui jun guan de shoulders....
I forget who liao...But I know that form 2 too high liao....
Then got one queue behind jun guan, they all wan jun guan to start a train....
Then Chew Hui jun guan macam wan ppl 不舍得她....
Then say bb to ex-cmts group liao....
When she walk 3 steps away nia....
Leh Shan jun guan go and cut the train ....
She take the form 2 de hand away from Chew Hui jun guan's shoulders....
I see liao so teh....At there teh 3 seconds....

Then I tiok cmt PM....(Pok Mong)
PM behind and hips and hair....
When I near them, then a PM war will start....
My hair yesterday cut liao look like porcupine....
Then they all pong my hair and stroke my hair....
我的头发变废布了.....
Got so many bacterias...
and of course, curry....

That Mah Meng Yee (Form 1) cute lo....
She dance until no stamina liao....
Then use 原地漫步...
So cute nia....

Got one form 1 always use the poms poms to pong my head....
My eye hurt tiok...
Tia nia....

When we form 3 item so cool nia!!!!!
They wear until so cool!!!
AND DANCE UNTIL SO COOL!~!!!
THE EFFECT WAS FUNNY!!!
AND COOL!!!
AND YENG!!!
AND CREATIVE!!!
Actually hor, I only see they whole item once nia....
They dance one time for me to see....
But now they dance....
WALAU EH!!!
SO GOOD!!!
好到顾客也喊“第二盘！”....

Then after gathering, we all clean up....
Ex-cmt go and play basketball....!!
I wanted to join them...
But lower so many things wan do first....
When I got time to go and play with them, they already go liao....
Coz the guard come and halau ppl liao....
7pm the guard wan close liao....

I never knew Leh Shan jun guan can play basketball so well....
Dunno why she dun wan join the basketball team when she form 1....
I guess she got receive training when primary school....
Or else someone couldn't very well have caught the ball with one hand...
Or knew where to run to get the ball....
Or to have dribbled acceptionally....

That si gui Jooi Ying jun guan so tall....
Wan shoot in the ball so easy....

Then marh go lower and clean up the things lo....
Clean until pua si...
Wan walk to 5th gate and lower many many times....
My skeleton wan patah liao~~ T.T....

Then ma go and sit at the 5th gate lo....
And talk to Lui.....
At here she tell me about the ring....
And send me a very good song:
越来越爱 - 飞轮海

I whole day listen to this song nia....
Until now I typing this blog....
Hahas....
Marh like that lo....

This time gathering is great....
Especially at the basketball court....
Got a very special feeling....

PS: I saw Ling Shi and Vincent play basketball when gathering going on....

晴天-周杰伦

故事的小黄花...
从出生那年就飘著...
童年的荡秋千...随记忆一直晃到现在...

ㄖㄨㄟ　ㄙㄡ　ㄙㄡ　ㄒ一　ㄉㄡ　ㄒ一ㄌㄚ　ㄙㄡ　ㄌㄚ　ㄒ一　ㄒ一　ㄒ一　ㄒ一　ㄌㄚ　ㄒ一　ㄌㄚ　ㄙㄡ
吹著前奏望著天空我想起花瓣试著掉落...

为你翘课的那一天花落的那一天...
教室的那一间...
我怎么看不见...
消失的下雨天...我好想再淋一遍...
没想到失去的勇气我还留著...
好想再问一遍...你会等待还是离开...

刮风这天...我试过握著你手...但偏偏...雨渐渐...大到我看你不见...
还要多久...我才能在你身边...
等待放晴的那天...
也许我会比较好一点...
从前从前...有个人爱你很久...
但偏偏...雨渐渐...把距离吹得好远...好不容易...又能再多爱一天...

但故事的最后你好像说了拜拜........

Basketball Competition And Sukan Saringan

Yesterday night got basketball competition....
I ran finish my 400m then straight go bath then go Penang liao....
I didn't expect we would go by the school van....
The basketball teacher drove us to there....

You might think it would be boring but no....
The two ladies from another school (Yen Ting and Jo-Yin) come with us too....
They were at the last row and I was at the second last....
Pang Way Meen sat beside me and we all talked about many things....

On the way there, Jo-Yin wan ask one question....
I call her ask but she paiseh to ask (Luckily she paiseh ask)....
Then she type in my phone.....
Then I teh, then say yes lo.....
Then she and the Yen Ting ask 5 more questions.....
3 yes and 2 no...
All yes no question lai de.....
Then mah talk talk talk lo....

More teh de is....
They wan kenal some friends for me....
They so si gui, kenal the friends for me....
But give me de handphone number is their own number....
Si gui si gui....

Then tiba ke Chung Ling High School Penang lo.....
Then warm up and all that....
Haiz, we dui4 with SMJD.....
They all so geng....
Qi Jie appear....
We won by one mark:

This is how it happened....
After 佩莹 shoot a 3 point....
Then our marks become odd...
Then they shoot and shoot and become...................
either we lose one mark or win one mark........
Then left 1 minute, we lose one mark....
Then the Jo-Yin shoot one ball.....
Become win one mark!!!......

Then outlet, they attack us....
Luckily the ball rolled out of the court.....
And.....
LEFT 2 SECONDS!!!!
OMG!!!
Then my senior "open" ball....
Itu Chew Hui Wen take tiok then she grab onto the ball....
Two SMJD de ppl wan qiang her ball....
But she grab so tight for that so nan guo de 2 seconds....
If the JD de ppl take tiok the ball and they shoot and in....
That 2 seconds can change our lives....
In the end, WE WON!!!!
And our heroine cry and cry.....
But I only liu one tear nia....
Gan dong~ But not crying....

Then “检讨会”....
The coach told us off.....
Haiz, I so noob, no score any marks pun.....
Then he say finish liao hor, give us all one 100plus.....
But my JD de friends.....
They tiok the coach marah until so gai.....
Haiz....Then I not so happy liao.....

Then we sit van go home liao.....
Got 4 ppl sit coach de car go home.....
Now only me sit behind row liao....
Me ba zhan behind....
Then think about the match....
At this time, the si gui Jo-Yin and Yen Ting (like I said just now) baru tell me that is their own number....
Because I asked them why their friends no reply 1.....
So teh....

Then reach tiok school then go home and sleep liao lo.....

* * * * * *

Wednesday:
Today Sukan Saringan.....
I run Akhir de 400 and 800....
400m I got number 3rd.....
When the race starts, I got number last....
In the end, I got number 3rd....

800m at first I got number 5.....
In the end got number 4....
So sad.....
Last year champion....
Now number 4th.....
And lose to that La Pu de ppl....
Gai liao la.....
2009 to 2010 de sukan saringan....
This 365 days, wan hear she tend to other ppl that she won me in 800m....
Very sienz and pek chek.....
Want pick up a fight also cannot....
Shit....

So busy + Teh de one day

Today morning I no go perhimpunan....
Cause I go basketball....
Go there also wasting time.....
I need to hear whatever tentang English competition and monitor de thing nia.....
All the competition I already know liao....
And the Cian Li will do my monitor stuffs....

Today got wakil so many things.....
My job all cannot do liao....
Shyt....
My attendance wan ask Cian Li do....
Take newspaper also wan ask Cian Li do.....
Do the newspaper wan call Raymond do.....
The Kok Qin de thing and my thing for the 400m cannot do (Cause today no time at all)....
I run 400 kalau in akhir, langgar with my 800m....
To me,the 800m more important and I must get a place in 800m.....
Cause last year I was the champion because the two olahraga no in 800m....
The Kok Qin no lompat tinggi but the teacher put for him.....
Less one ppl for lompat kijang....
All these cute cute de stuff is I do 1....
And when I havent do finishie the big big de stuff....
I cannot do cute cute de stuff....
And when I cannot do the cute cute de stuff.....
Many things cannot lancar....
So headache today....

My homework all no do....
Teacher teach, I no in class....
So many homework I dunno how to do but must do....
My friend teach the yan yu I not in class....
Then miss another knowledge then the exam will rugi....
Must do self-study liao.....

Today got 5 big big de stuff wan do ....
My basketball wan the same time with my formasi.....
I choose until headache cause both also important....
In the end, I choose morning go basketball....
Cause if go formasi, wan waste my precious time in the perhimpunan....
Tambahan, afternoon got train formasi, then can "tuition" back....

12 o clock wan go prepare the debate 1 thing....
Bo liao Sarjan and Koperal today come....
Headache, wan let them pull come activity.....
Sarjan scold me take off my shirt (I inside got jersey gok).....
She say like this take off shirt is langgar the school rules....
Then she very pek chek....
I also very pek chek.....
Cause I inside got jersey gok....
Furthermore, before we go train basketball, we wear jersey inside then the shirt 1....
If cannot "langgar the school rules", then wan wear two shirt pak kiu then mah very chuan....
Haiz....
Then she call me to lower....
And call me dun wan run away.....
Then go lower she call me sit down....
But she no pek chek liao.....
Then she call me to say....
I pull until a very long time no say.....
In the end, she give me a paper and a pen and call me write the reason....
I no write....
Then she write the choices for me to choose....
I no choose, I just cancel the wrong 1....
Then she say many nice stories....
Say until my debate de so so late....
12 start, I 1.30 like that baru go....
In the end, go tiok inside, not until 5 minutes then come out liao....
So sia sui.....

Then cong cong mang mang go eat....
Cong Cong mang mang go inside hear the debate....
Walau eh, the perwira debaters so noob....
The script so many mistake, if give me go in front I sure shoot them until they want to kill me.....
Vice President even tell me the script teacher write 1....
I hear tiok liao cekong....
We all thought is they students themselve write 1 and no teacher check...
Now is teacher write and student juz read nia.....
I hear Adrianna hear Wene June say only Jit Sin de student write their own script nia....

They so damn gai....
They POI simply POI 1....
Their script de point simply trash together like rubbish...
They cannot shoot back our POI then just say " I disagree" but no give reason....
They scare we attack then just deny deny deny....
They POI just ask one stupid question I hate the most in my life but so many ppl wan POI like this...
You all see liao then next time dun POI me like this:
How does ____(the topic) ___(affects)____(the topic)....
I hear liao wan kill ppl....
I now telling you why liao, you still ask....
Damnit...
Their supporter also cham....
Stupid de point also clap hands....
Mempersiasuikan nia (Adrianna's invention)
Their grammar also cham....
They wan say admire our english....
They say become:
"We admire your English is."
Adrianna hear liao straight straight make a joke:
"I admire your English is"
"You admire me English is"
Any teacher see this kind of grammar also wan pengsan....
Even write in Malay also Salah pun....

In the end, we win loh...
No win also hard la....
The judges admire us....
Haha....
I admire my brattie grannie....
Vice President....
And Julia Roberts who prefers to be known as Julia Lim....

Then at 4.30 I go formasi again....
Today raining, no cats and dogs....
Run up run down wan find cover to train formasi....
Today muz train good good.....
Coz tomorrow basketball competition...
Then morning must rest and cannot go activity.....
Coz if go liao evening then no energy....

Today get the Beret (Cap) and accessories....
The full take come 3 days also no use....
Make my bag so full nia....
Haiz....

When formasi, the chairperson come and pull me....
Haiz, I hu lue her, I ask her to give me more time to think....
In other words: I dun wan to go, but I dun wan hurt you....
But I really need to think la....
Really really need to think....
But not now la....
So buzy....

Haiz now so many competition....
Tomorrow basketball, they wan IC
Sunday train basketball...
Monday Formasi, They wan IC
Monday afternoon debate again
Monday late afternoon race 400m
Tuesday afternoon debate
Tuesday afternoon race 400m and 800m langgar together....Cham nia...
Tuesday night basketball competition, they wan IC...
My ren sheng so tong ku....
Haiz....
Got 4 more competition gok lo....
Cham nia....

今天发生太多事了

我懒惰说整个故事....
我用Point Form写....
Sukan Tara
红组拔绳男女双冠，没有辜负了我加油的口水还有千辛万苦做的工如拿水，找后补，洗脑，买冰块....
Ah Beh在拔河完后，高兴到挥旗挥到掉下来，给全场的人Boo....
我以为今天有Debate，结果False Alarm到三个人：Min Shih, Grannie(Khoo Shi Yin)和Miss Chow aka Adrianna....
今天拿到Full来Formasi的....
今天篮球练到超烂，左手上篮也不能进，13岁割球也能被割过，打联邦我打盯人，接球好像我的手擦Butter酱，简单的知识，全部跑去哪里了？...
今天拿到球衣，我是15号，我还以为球衣是黄色很怪，他们配蓝，变好超帅掉了...
为了让我的左右手，Lim Jia Sin下拔河，我借她了我的色组衣和短裤(I always have extra)，借回家了....
水罐借给武士们喝...忘记拿回，不翼而飞....
铅笔盒，file和ko-k card放在Lower没有拿回，Debate的题目我不知道，害我查词典查到半死...
铃铃（孔铃惠）今天Wakil，没有来Sukan Tara，她很值得尊敬的，竟然在跳高的时候（最后一站）跑来帮我们一马，赢得了一分！跳高女生，只有6个女生过罢了，她们是铃铃、嘉惠学警、我、Ng Ee Wen(姐姐）、Tan Qi Xyuan、和一个不明中四女孩....嘉惠学警跳最Yeng...

Back From CAMERON!!!!~~~~~

Yeah!!
从Cameron回来咯！！！
超好玩的...！

我第一次到Cameron....
跟家人一起去的....
去三天两夜....
本来是四天三夜的....
因为我的妹妹们有“Half-Day Camp”
所以就今天（星期四）回来了....

星期二早上，我去练Fomarsi....
十一点半就跑出来了...
因为有篮球在十二点...
所以跑去吃....
来不及了，我买了面包和牛奶....
跑回学校慢慢吃....

吃啊吃啊吃啊....
12.15了....
没有人来...
我就SMS佩莹...
哇！今天是6.30！！
我记成星期四的了！

几个KRS的朋友来到篮球场....
谈天谈天....
过后就去找洁伶她们吃东西....

她们到三号门吃....
紫琳刚好来...吃啊吃啊....

过后就回学校拿书包去等巴士....
这时已经一点了...
在巴士站等了一个小半时....
睡了45分钟小时...
1 3/4个小时后巴士才来....
被一个好心的Auntie叫醒...
2.45，我上了巴士...

踏巴士到BM Plaza....
又转巴士到Sentosa....
三点才到Office...
累死人....

三点了...
爸爸来Office载我....
去Berapit看我的狗狗最后一眼....
目的是拿衣服...

过后又回到Sentosa...
买了很多很多的糕点上车....

Next，回家载我的妹妹....
就出发了...

我爸爸想从Simpang Ampat那边上Highway....
到了Simpang Ampat....
我看到了你的Taman....
不禁又想起你....
我一直往来往去....
很紧张似的....
又想到原来我的戒指是寄到来这边的....
就这样....
我目不转睛地望着那个地方....
越想越多....

青灯亮了...
过了那个地方....
妹妹开始说话....
我以为她发现我的不对劲...
没想到她问了一个很笨的问题：
“这里是Bukit Mertajam？因为有DNP Land的招牌”
爸爸就从这边开始玩弄她....
我没社么回复，只是松了一口气...

上了Highway...
我没睡...
睡不着...
就吃Karipap...
吃Nasi Lemak...
听MP3....
没想到平时听到厌的歌....
突然这么好听....

上了山....
脑子开始想我来Cameron的最大目的：
吃Strawberry
哈哈哈！！
上到越高，就越冷...
到了的时候，已经八点了....

我们就绕了整个Cameron...
想找一个适合的地方休息...
我们就找到了Equatorial...
一夜RM220....
Cameron最便宜的无疑是Hill's Lodge...
一夜RM20....
爸爸死都不肯让我们住这件可爱的小Motel....
因为他当年躺在那肮脏的床...
无法入睡....

Check in后...
就去Night Market...
今天我只买到两件衣服....
（因为爸爸突然跟那个买衣服且会讲华文的Auntie很好）
爸爸说他只给我们一百....
要买社么，自己做Budget....
我没有做到Budget...
只是做市场调查罢了....
隔天再回来买....

买了KFC回去吃...
只有我一个人没吃...
因为刚才吃Burger吃饱了....
就这样...大家回去看戏吃KFC...
我也发现我有了睡觉的Alarm Clock了....

第二天.......................

八点多就醒了....
闷到半死....
就开Laptop来看戏....
看了Ant Bully...
就去冲洗....
回来看What A Girl Wants看到一半....
就要走了....

走前，爸爸叫一个在打扫隔壁的Maid...
叫她换毛巾...

过后，我们先去医肚子....
兜啊兜啊...
找到了一间很不错的港式餐厅：
老字号/ Oldies And Goodies....
我叫了烧肉饭....
超好吃的！
我是最早吃完....
也是最吃离开的....
因为三急...

11点了，我们就先去茶园：
Boh Tea Farm....
我们饶了很多山丘...
才到这边来....

因为要中午了...
就开始会比较热....
但是冷风还是有的....
冷冷的气氛....
热热的头发....

除了茶园....
这里有游乐场....
鸡....
Rumah Tinggi....
淡米尔文小学.....
（超小间的，各年级只有一个教室）
= 一个Kampung....

到了这边，我们先去参观Process茶的过程...
我进了工厂每到五分钟出来了....
太香了....
爸爸就叫我到对面的参观Counter等大家....
我就到那个Counter走走...
哇，要钱的，算了....

就这样，我跑了很远很远....
跑到了一个像阳台似的....
可以观看整个茶园的一个Platform....
那里有卖糕点和饮品....
还有几个外国人...

我呆不久了....
就自己跑到茶园玩.....
沿着一条小路跑啊跑啊....
跑到了一个很陌生的地方...
我还以为这边有旅游者...
没想到这么冷清的....

算了，我就爬上一个山坡...
超斜的...
还不小心滑了一脚...
整个脸吃进了茶树...
还好没毁容...

我花了九牛二虎之力...
终于爬到了这个小山顶....
当然，也不忘了拍照....

拍完了照，我就要下去了....
由于他的茶树种到很密...
对不起茶树们....
我知道你们的XX断掉很痛....
但我不可能陪你们过年吧？

就这样....
我找到了一个斜20度的开口下去...
当我踏第一脚时...
我整个人滑下去了....
还好我有我有握着茶树的XX...
否则有人要去医院了....

当时的情况就像一个人...
在Tebing Tinggi掉下来...
刚好捉着一个树枝....
因此还没死...

我慢慢怕上来...
尝试找另一个路口下去...
我已经开始失去希望了....
真的认为我可要卡在这山坡上了....

我又找到了一个出口...
虽然没把握...
但我还是冲了啦！
还好有一课种斜的茶树...
就这样被我踩着下...

踩着那可树下...
只是到山坡的一半....
回头不是岸...
我就这样跳了下去...............................

啊....！！！
我还活着....
左边传来了脚步+水的声音...
难道是有人来了？
太好了！！
转头...
不是我想象的人...
外劳....

我怕怕地跟他们擦肩而过...
怕他们骂我酱欺负茶树...
还“突然出现”...
我盯着他们的眼神...
很怕很怕...
没想到有一个跟我打招呼...
哈哈哈！！恶梦过了....
我用很快很快的速度沿着那两边有水流的路...
跑回众多的地方....
哈哈！安全了...

爸爸刚好和妹妹们回来...
Haiz...他还是讲着电话....
大忙人就是大忙人....

就在这个时候...
我就到那个Platform等...
...又是你？
昨晚在Night Market看到你了...
现在又酱sui....
在这边也看到你...
你知道为社么我特别记得你吗？
因为我昨晚第一眼看到你...
就知道你是一个TB...
染整头橙Brown色...
剪Lugged的发型...
身边绕女生...
帅女孩...
无疑就是.....
Haiz...
神好像要给我知道全世界都有酱...

电话讲完后...
就拍照....
然后就回了....

到了Carpark...
我爸爸又在讲电话了...
当我转头要看爸爸在哪时....
............
又看到你....
哇老....
你可以不要连回也要酱巧吗？
我见到买衣服的Auntie都没比见到你多....
算了算了....
进车，听MP3，尽量认为这是一件很可爱的事...

过后...就去别的地方玩了...
去吃...
STRAWBERRY!!!
到了Equatorial的对面的Farm吃...
加Ice-Cream...
超好吃的....
连叶子也吃了....
RM7...一盒....
也很贵...
不过吃得很过瘾....

过后就去Bee Farm....
去看蜜蜂和花....
到了那儿...
第一个得到我的注意力的就是....
鸡粪花....
酱可爱的花....
我也不知道为社么有酱难听的名....

Selepas Itu，就拍照...
拍蜜蜂们住的小屋子....
拍了一个Warning Sign....
拍了一个love形状的小湖....

回到屋子里头...
爸爸又在跟买卖的Auntie很好了...
这次他跟她讲股票....
我等到闷了....
就看Banner....
看到一个写着蜜蜂采Ivy Flower的东东....
就立志要找这个Ivy flower拍下来....
因为据我所知...
Ivy好像没有Flower的....
找啊找啊...
我唯一的新发现是...
这边也有养羊的....

爸爸的话题也完了....
我们也多了一个Member上车：
蜜糖....

Next，去买土产...
我们买了几个Keychain和Motivation Cards...
就朝附近的Time Tunnel Museum去...
看看他的介绍后...
我们没进去...
因为进去只是看古董...
要外国人进才有意思....

过后，我们又去吃Strawberry...
终于达到我的愿望了：
吃到怕...
买了一盒RM10的Strawberry...
参可以用来建屋子的Ice-Cream吃...
吃到脸青青....

吃啊吃啊吃啊....
吃到Tea Shop...
妹妹们叫了难吃的Carrot Cake两块....
爸爸叫了最贵的茶....
我叫了一个椅子和桌子来继续吃我的Strawberries+喝茶....
Total...Rm30

5++就回Hotel....
途中我睡掉了....
醒来时我发现回到了...
我就生气了...
因为肚子很饿....
吵了半天要吃KFC....
现在要熬到8++....
我要发疯了....

就这样....
我半睡半醒地在Carpark喊要吃KFC....
爸爸很高心地硬硬问我几时去吃....
我一直说现在....
但他的动作跟我说的话没有默契...

到了电梯...
我还是吵要吃....
旁边的陌生人只是静静看着我....

要进电梯时....
我笑了....
爸爸又再次问我几时去吃....
我没有回答....
只是傻傻地笑....
小妹就骂我笨....
我没生气....
因为我看到KFC的纸袋看到醒了....

回到Hotel...
吃饱了....
就去睡...
眼睛开开地睡了两个小时....
又要出去玩了....

冲洗后...
又去Night Market...
看人变魔术...
买了很多东西....
我买了：鞋的Keychain，两件衣服，骨头手套，电话壳....
Total 用了：RM90左右
爸爸又在买东西的过程交了朋友....
这次是马来朋友....
如何认识？：
通过政治话题....
说社么要吃钱就不要吃到酱公开....
所以要投Keadilan（不是公开的），不要投UMNO（公开的）

除此之外，
我爸爸在这次的Night Market之旅....
增进了他的口才功夫....
讨价还价讨得超恐怖的....

晚上，就去吃好吃的Steamboat....
冷冷的天气....
温温的蒸气....
热热的食物....
吃到过瘾！！

晚上，我们收到了一个kiampak的%#&#信条....：
Please be informed that the housekeeper(好象是Roomkeeper叻）complained about the beds being moved....bla bla bla....If you do not put it back in place, we shall impose an additional charge....

妈的...不要整理就静静嘛....
跟我们讲，我们可以自己搬回去....
我们知道，你不想整理，先下手为强....
等着瞧！

就这样，一天就过了...

今天，第三天，10++才醒....
12++才check Out....
在这个两个小时...
我到Hotel四处参观....
到五楼的游泳池参观....
有一个Sign写要脱鞋...
我没管...进去拍照....
出来时，酱Sui，被管理的人看到...
被警告...

过后，我就跑到4楼，有一个会议在进行着...
因此我赶快塔电梯到六楼会房间....

回到房间....
就整理那个死鬼Maid要我们整理的床...
我和妹妹们故意乱乱折给她....
我们也不知道那个床单的Formula...
给她自己去排....
我还想故意开一包零食倒在地上....
结果爸爸说不可以....

Check Out后...
到了外面...
看到两辆巴士写着PDRM...
我就cekong...
警察有巴士的咩？
旅行？
原来是来开会的....
马来西亚酱多地方可以开....
偏偏要跑来这边开....
吃钱....

过后我们去走Pasar....
买了Strawberries7盒...
爸爸又跟买东西的姐姐谈天...
他说他昨晚在Night Market听到她的声音...
是全场最大声的...
还说她昨天穿青青色的衣服....
喊着：“买三盒送一盒”
所以现在早上有没有送？
那个姐姐冷到...
就说没有，但她可以Offer...
买七盒送三盒小的...

买了花....
唯独我没买....
买Ubi又去买仙人掌....
哇哈哈...
我买了一个超可爱的仙人掌....
他的刺软软的...
可以拿来疼....
（我怕疼久了他会自卫，刺变硬掉）
虽然不是最美，
但我喜欢...
就像我对你的感觉....
另外一个刺是全场最尖的....
（可以拿来防那个喝月X的鬼）
但花最艳丽的...
就像你在我的眼中....
靠近很痛苦...
但很美....

过后，又回到老字号吃...
爸爸不给我们吃太饱因为他要带我们到Ipoh吃好料....

Next，我们去Cactus Valley....
去看看花花....
摸摸仙人掌....
拍拍几个照....
就回了....

眼看我的Strawberries有限....（吃了三盒）
就一直求爸爸再买....
他说到Blue Valley才买....
到了Blue Valley....
哇老！！！整个Cameron最惨的地方....
厕所外边有一堆X....
Strawberries比这边Super卖的更烂....
而且没有东西看....
来这边不到3分钟就走了....

过后又到别的地方买Strawberries...
结果太贵，不划算....
就没买了...
我只好省吃....
我发现我没吃Strawberry一天很不习惯....
因此，怕我回来后寿命有限....

在车上，就继续看我的What A Girl Wants...
（用Laptop）
结果没电了....
就睡觉....
整辆车好像搬家酱...
挤到半死...

最后，我在路途中醒了...
口水流满襟....
骨头移位....
眼睛不能再关....

就这样....
我的旅程结束了....

终结：
CAMERON超爽！！！尤其是那个Boh Tea Farm！！！

爸爸也交了六个朋友...

木瓜

我最近怎么了？
为社么我会爱上我恨的木瓜？
我不知道为社么...
我几乎每天在吃木瓜.....
放学一片，回家一片....
一个星期两粒....
其实也是很奇怪啦...
以前小时后妹妹常吵着吃木瓜...
我都会在心里想：为社么这个地球有人要吃木瓜...？木瓜好吃mie?
如今，我承认！我彭凯瑜，很爱，很爱，很爱，超爱木瓜....

但现在，每当我吃木瓜时...
那曾经渴望木瓜的人毫无反应....
爱累了吗？爱淡了吗？爱闷了吗？
是不是等吃木瓜等太久，等累了吗？
是不是忘记它的味道了，忘了它的魅力了吗？
是不是只等木瓜等得好忠心，好多别的水果在勾引你呢？
也许她学会控制自己了吧....
学会放手，不用这么痛苦....
现在看到木瓜了，还能对它没有反应.....
太佩服了.....

也许木瓜不是白粉....
也许你们不怎么知道木瓜的价值....
也许木瓜在你们的眼中只是一个橙色的水果....
也许木瓜在你们的眼中，大量地种了可以赚很多钱....

但在你们的生活中....
是不是曾经有一个很普通的人....
一个不怎么显眼，不怎么有地位，不怎么完美的人...
在你们的世界有如宝般珍贵？
你多么渴望他...
但你等了很久...
你等得很累....
你等得太着急了...
他也不会属于你....

都说了嘛，曾经咯....
点头的人，恭喜你们咯....
长大了，学会放手了....

点头但突然间想不到社么是木瓜的人....
你确定那是木瓜吗？

犹豫然后迟钝地点头的人....
承认了吧！
你不是被爱情绑着的人...
也恭喜....

点头然后有点伤心的....
放手吧！
以免受无谓的伤...

.....

也许你们很生气....
我把你们曾经给过幸福的人比喻成木瓜....
哈哈哈哈....
你们却把我不认识的人....
比喻成你们的另一半....
就像木瓜对我的价值...
平起平坐了吧？

.....


我写这篇是要告诉一个也许或有机会或不可能会来读我的Blog的朋友....
放手吧.....
我看你爱得很Kang kor....
我也觉得很Kang kor....
我不忍心看你Kang Kor下去....

你没睡多久了....
你为她牺牲了多少了....
你忍着，眼睁睁地看着她幸福多久了....
你为她写了多少篇Blog了....
你担心她的心情，担心得多疯了...

放手吧朋友....
如果一样东西注定一生都会是你的....
你放手...
把他丢得远远的....
忘得一干二净的....
不再联络他了....
她也会回来的....
但有条件哦.....
她一回来....
就注定一生是你的了....
我可没发明丢这种的垃圾桶哦....

Where's My Salary?

You don't understand....
I did it for you....
for us!!

...........



.............



......................




Why do I have to care....
I mean, It's so easy to get hooked up these days....
Why I gave my heart to you the very first day I knew my responsiblity was.....
being your secret admirer....


Honestly, I never wanted to be one....
I hate love...
I don't encourage love....
Love sucks....

I said I loved you all because I don't want my brother to feel bad about...
me knowing her's...
and she not knowing mine....

Well, I don't know...
It was only a lie...
How did it end up like this....
It was only a lie....
It was only a lie, a white one!!!

Look,
My problem is...
Am I not good enough for you...
Come on, chill, I'm just a 15 year old kid who doesn't know how to play hula-hoop....
Why do you have to be so hard on me....

High expectations, me being "the one who can be handled by saying a few good words"....
Funny eh?
Well...
I'm through!!
Where's my salary....
All I did for nothing....
Stupid investments....

........


........


I don't like you...
Really,I did it because I wanted to cover up my white lie...
But everytime I saw you...
There was this...resistance and lack-of-chemistry thingy....

Then, there was this matchmaker( I know it's not your fault, thanks anyway)
Who made us hold hands...
Being a truthful kid, no, I don't feel anything good....
I did not feel exotic....
I did not feel sexually aroused....
I did not feel pleasurable....

But what I feel is....
Me having to take care and love you because you know I love you and I'm supposed to?

Shit....
Luckily we're not officially hooked up....
And again, chill....
For Jesus Christ's sake, if you don't think we have a future....
Hurt me!!
Tell me!!
Scream at me!!
I don't mind....

What I hate more about you is taking me for granted....
No free meals girl....
Why don't you tell me in the first place....
So I don't have to worry every friggin' month for your menstruation pain....
So I don't have to memorize useless things like your birthday and Valentine's day.....
(There's supposed to be Christmas but I'm a Christian)
So I don't have to freak out when you appear....
So I don't have to go through any sleepless nights thinking about your birthday present....
So I don't have to worry so much about your thoughts....

Hell, and again, tell me!!!

Why don't you tell me that you're not paying me....
Shit....

Enjoy huh?
Watching me shout in pain and agony....
Like you tend to care....
Watching me run all over the town just to make you happy...
Even the street dogs recognize me....
Watching me being stupid....
But you never loved me....

Hell, is your heart made of aluminium....??
I thought, you're perfectly normal....

I know, I'm supposed to be in the abnormal golongan....
BUT AT LEAST MY HEART IS MADE OF MEAT!!

I don't know what's your problem....
Just because I don't have "that"....??
Or because you want to save face?
Or is it you think I'm not good enough....

I don't mind you're not accepting me....
But YOU SHOULD TELL ME EARLIER DAMN IT.....
Why do you have to make me think this is working out....
Just because you want some presents....
You can just have the money!!!


...............................


I am inconsolable right now....
I wish I didn't lie at the start now....
Stupid me...Hahaz....


From this day on, I'm not gonna see you or have anything to do with you....
I do not wish to talk to you...
Nor see you...
Nor hate you....
Nor love you....


.............



I've learnt my lesson....
Precious those who precious you than precious those who will never precious you....



In the end, I'm just gonna say....
You think I'm not up for the job....
But I think I am better than you!!!
You're the one who doesn't deserve me!!!









Three cheers for being grown-up...!!!
Now who wants another round?